Best argument against heterosexuality....

[silversolitaire]

Just had the following conversation with my childhood friend who lives with "Al Bundy":

Hey...
Hi, how are you!
I'm sitting here waiting for Tim to arrive with his friends.
What, now? It's almost 1 AM!
Yeah... training took so long and then they went out for a drink.
But... didn't you say you'd spend the evening together?
Yes, I bought all the food and all.
Man, that sucks! And he makes you wait so long!
Actually, I wanted to come along so I could at least join them for dinner, but he cut me off. "Battery's low"...
Asshole.
Now I'm sitting here all evening, getting pissed.
I'd go to bed and leave those suckers alone!!!
[...]
Wait, here he comes. Oh no, he brought his friends! I told him not to!
Tell them to beat it!!! Go to bed, lock the door, put tooth paste in their dessert, just don't sit there!
I could stay and chat with you and let them be...
Yes! Good idea. Do that!
[pause]
No chance...
what?
Gotta go, gonna tell you tomorrow. Shit, they're so drunk...


ARGH!!!! Assholes! All of them!!! >_

Comments

Not exactly...

[(Anonymous)]

See, I'm married at 22 and it's the best choice I ever did in my whole life. My husband is the cutest, kindest and most lovable guy on this Earth, and I am everything to him.

Krss

[nico-sels.livejournal.com]

Hi my sweet,

Don't bother defending yourself!
Besides, what the fuck? You don't have to explain yourself?! This in YOUR diary, YOUR world with YOUR rules. end of discussion!

[(Anonymous)]

Sorry, but just had to say this.

If you (both) treat me that way just because of the unforgivable sin of saying my opinion into a *public* journal (even if I am gay-friendly) I have to wonder what you'd say to one of those that hate you.

If you want your little world with your rules left alone, then I guess an online public journal that says "comment on this" after each entry just won't do. Try a down-to-earth paper diary.

[nico-sels.livejournal.com]

Sorry, but I have to say THIS:
This may be a 'public' journal yes, but that does not mean one will just swallow the comments posted.
You're free to comment, we're free to NOT comment or comment on your comment.
So, if I see Silver explaining (in the most kind way) that her paragraph in her journal was not at all referring to your straight marriage,
one would think you'd lay off. But no, you keep on going...and that's when I jump in for my friend and tell you that she is not required to defend her own statements in her very own journal.
If you call that 'treating you badly' then something else is obviously on your mind than just this discussion.