Best argument against heterosexuality....

[silversolitaire]

Just had the following conversation with my childhood friend who lives with "Al Bundy":

Hey...
Hi, how are you!
I'm sitting here waiting for Tim to arrive with his friends.
What, now? It's almost 1 AM!
Yeah... training took so long and then they went out for a drink.
But... didn't you say you'd spend the evening together?
Yes, I bought all the food and all.
Man, that sucks! And he makes you wait so long!
Actually, I wanted to come along so I could at least join them for dinner, but he cut me off. "Battery's low"...
Asshole.
Now I'm sitting here all evening, getting pissed.
I'd go to bed and leave those suckers alone!!!
[...]
Wait, here he comes. Oh no, he brought his friends! I told him not to!
Tell them to beat it!!! Go to bed, lock the door, put tooth paste in their dessert, just don't sit there!
I could stay and chat with you and let them be...
Yes! Good idea. Do that!
[pause]
No chance...
what?
Gotta go, gonna tell you tomorrow. Shit, they're so drunk...


ARGH!!!! Assholes! All of them!!! >_

Comments

*sighs*

[silversolitaire.livejournal.com]

No, Krss, you get me all wrong, really. *sighs* I wasn't trying to be mean to you! But you can't expect me to take it well when you tell me I was mean to straights and you love being straight, are proud even, when I've been bustled around by straights all my life!

Are you one of those who think gay rights abuse the sanctity of marriage? That makes me wonder, really.

I love people to comment on my LJ. No problem with that. But they comment on MY journal. Those are my views, you know? I won't change them. I'm glad your husband is nice and wonderful, but that doesn't change the fact that I dislike most straight men. That's not offensive to you or your husband, that's my personal view. Accept that, please.

Krss, I don't want you to think I was being mean to you and don't appreciate your comments. Just accept my personal opinion.

Re: *sighs*

[(Anonymous)]

I think I overreacted to your title, that's all.. "Best argument against heterosexuality". That's why I threw in the silly "pride" bit. God, I'm the first to agree that most *men* are jerks, no matter what their orientation. I just felt personally attacked by the het thing.

I *love* gays, I only wish I could meet more, and real-life ones. :) And, Silver, I like *you* a lot, your thoughts and views of the world are fascinating, and I wouldn't want you to think low of me just because I'm het. :)

And no, I don't think gay rights abuse anything. The "sanctity of marriage" bit is just a fancy cliche for me, *and* a boring one at that. I was just lucky with a marriage, but guess there are thousands of poor women out there with abusing or piggish husbands.

I can accept your views gladly. I think more or less on the same track.