Best argument against heterosexuality....

[silversolitaire]

Just had the following conversation with my childhood friend who lives with "Al Bundy":

Hey...
Hi, how are you!
I'm sitting here waiting for Tim to arrive with his friends.
What, now? It's almost 1 AM!
Yeah... training took so long and then they went out for a drink.
But... didn't you say you'd spend the evening together?
Yes, I bought all the food and all.
Man, that sucks! And he makes you wait so long!
Actually, I wanted to come along so I could at least join them for dinner, but he cut me off. "Battery's low"...
Asshole.
Now I'm sitting here all evening, getting pissed.
I'd go to bed and leave those suckers alone!!!
[...]
Wait, here he comes. Oh no, he brought his friends! I told him not to!
Tell them to beat it!!! Go to bed, lock the door, put tooth paste in their dessert, just don't sit there!
I could stay and chat with you and let them be...
Yes! Good idea. Do that!
[pause]
No chance...
what?
Gotta go, gonna tell you tomorrow. Shit, they're so drunk...


ARGH!!!! Assholes! All of them!!! >_

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[(Anonymous)]

Oh, dear. I'm not anonymous, BTW. I'm Scribe, but I just don't need another account right now. Still, it looks interesting. Maybe later.

Misunderstood intentions, hasty words, and lots of hurt feelings. Sad. Three obviously very nice people with more stress in their lives than they need. I'm not a counselor, I don't offer advice or judge. Just seems that no one here meant to hurt anyone's feelings. I hope this water will pass under the bridge for you all. I've just joined Silver's list, know krss from email, and have heard many good things about Nico from her. I like you all by proxy, and hope this gets straightened out and doesn't mushroom into something insurmountable. Though it SOUNDS like ya'll all want to get along. Maybe if it isn't picked at? *ducks* I'll butt out now.