Best argument against heterosexuality....

[silversolitaire]

Just had the following conversation with my childhood friend who lives with "Al Bundy":

Hey...
Hi, how are you!
I'm sitting here waiting for Tim to arrive with his friends.
What, now? It's almost 1 AM!
Yeah... training took so long and then they went out for a drink.
But... didn't you say you'd spend the evening together?
Yes, I bought all the food and all.
Man, that sucks! And he makes you wait so long!
Actually, I wanted to come along so I could at least join them for dinner, but he cut me off. "Battery's low"...
Asshole.
Now I'm sitting here all evening, getting pissed.
I'd go to bed and leave those suckers alone!!!
[...]
Wait, here he comes. Oh no, he brought his friends! I told him not to!
Tell them to beat it!!! Go to bed, lock the door, put tooth paste in their dessert, just don't sit there!
I could stay and chat with you and let them be...
Yes! Good idea. Do that!
[pause]
No chance...
what?
Gotta go, gonna tell you tomorrow. Shit, they're so drunk...


ARGH!!!! Assholes! All of them!!! >_

Comments

Not exactly...

[(Anonymous)]

See, I'm married at 22 and it's the best choice I ever did in my whole life. My husband is the cutest, kindest and most lovable guy on this Earth, and I am everything to him.

Krss

Re: Not exactly...

[silversolitaire.livejournal.com]

Well, I hope your husband isn't anything like that, because if he was then I couldn't understand you at all. I'm sure there are a few select straight males who aren't idiots, but I still strive to find them. Well, not exactly.

But I was really talking about Al Bundy here. No offence meant to you or your hubby.

[(Anonymous)]

Sorry, I'm not sure I get your meaning here... Anything like what? Understand me why? Really hope you don't mean things that should have been kept untold by someone else.

Oh, and forgot to say this in my first post.

I am SO VERY PROUD of being heterosexual.

I believe all this intolerance against hets is really bad for the karma.

Krss

*sighs*

[silversolitaire.livejournal.com]

What I was saying is that I don't think your husband is anything like that idiot I described above. I'm sure you picked a great one. Any woman who has a bit of self-esteem shouldn't be with someone like Tim. Simple as that. This has nothing to do with you and your husband.

And I can also tell that you, being so perfectly straight, never encountered the hatred and intolerance we gays are exposed to every day. So please bear with me and let me express myself in a way that suits me.