Silly joke, courtesy of Nico...

Superman was feeling bored after a long day of crimefighting and wanted to go out and party, so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club and pick up some girls. Batman said Robin was ill and he had to look after him.

A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a few beers. Spiderman told him he had a date with Catwoman. As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonderwoman's appartment to see if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder- woman naked on the bed with her legs open. Superman thought to himself: "I'm faster than a speeding bullet. I could be in there, have sex, and be out again before she knew what was happening".

So Superman did his Super Thing in a split second and flew off happily.

Meanwhile on the bed, Wonderwoman said: "Did you hear something?"

"No" said the Invisible Man, "but my ass hurts like hell!"

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I give up...

Okay, how do you guys make the LJ-Cut in the middle of the text? I tried to see it in the source, but that's quite useless. Help anyone?

Has been told!

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Meow?

*puts on hat in German colors*

Go, Germany!

Okay, I'm not really into football, but it sorta gets you when the whole city is screaming and honking to celebrate when their favored team has won. *g*

Damn, gotta go to the garage in a moment to have my brakes checked... >.<

Uhm, why were they booing at that player? o.o He didn't do anything! Oh well... that's what you get for playing against the hosting team, I guess... ^_^;;;

My Tom is a nice Tomcat. *smooches* He tried to pick me up yesterday when I was so depressed. I know it was silly to be depressed over such a thing, but it really bugged me that my bro just plays one stupid game at Neopets, wins the Better Than You competition, wins a trophy AND a 50 dubloon coin that's worth 63k NP to boot, whereas I've been working all week to pile up a meagre amount of 100-something k NP. Okay, yes, it was silly, but it bugged me to no ends. And then I had the feeling that my drawing didn't turn out quite well. So, yeah, I was kinda depressed. But Tom went right ahead and played Dubloon Disaster for me, earned more points than I think he ever did before, won a trophy, had a better score than my bro even, and got a 50 Dubloon coin as well. ^_^ And he gave it to me. Somehow, this doesn't feel quite right, but I'm grateful... he's really nice.

o.o This is weird. I feel sorry for the commentator. All those South Corean players... Chun, Chang, Ching... it's a miracle he doesn't confuse those... *g*

Another weird thing is that every time the Germans have the ball the whole stadium boos, and when the Coreans have it they cheer and chant! LOL! It's funny when you just listen to it:
Yaaaaaaaay!
Booooooooooh....
Yaaaaaaaaaaay!
Booooooooooh...

*g*

Okay, I should go now. So I can watch the end of the match! XD

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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!!!!!!!!


*dances around*

Uhm, yes, I'm back! XD

*cheers*

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!


GERMANY IS IN THE FINAL!!!!!!!! ^________^

*chuckles*

Cute messages Tom left me while I was away:

Tom Kayito (20:17:04): *needs a nail clipper*
Tom Kayito (20:22:22): *finds a nail clipper and cuts his nails*
Tom Kayito (20:24:55): *has pwetty nails now*