Who is Silver?

I did that Google thing, too. Typed in "Silver is..." and this is what I got:

Silver is also recovered during electrolytic refining of copper.
Native Silver is rare.
Silver is somewhat rare and expensive.
Silver is the best all-around germ fighter we have and is absolutely non-toxic!
Silver is a brilliant white, and lustrous.
Silver is a completely non-toxic, tasteless, internally and externally applicable.
Silver is already legendary on the Internet

LOL!

*yawns widely*

Okay, just got home, had a stressy day at the U. Arrived at the essay course 15 mins late only to find a note at the door that said that the exam took place in the library. What exam? Took it anyhow, handed in my essay 30 mins early with 100 words too much o_O. Either I'm extremely brilliant or I'm doing something fundamentally wrong. Gotta leave in 15 mins again. Shortcuts, *YAWNS* I'm so tired. Barely slept.

OH! And this article is simply outrageous... Stupid Brits... No offense to the Brits present... heh. But look at this!

It must be a conspiracy
South Korea 0 Germany 1

KAHN you believe it! Our friends from the Fatherland are in the World Cup final again.
Yes, crack open the pils, get in the sauerkraut und schnitzel - it's party time!

>_< I hate cliches...

Okay, gotta go soon...