Malcolm in the Middle

I'm just browsing IMDB a bit and I found these cool quotes!

"They have a special program for gifted children. They have advanced textbooks and devoted teachers and all sorts of good things they don't wanna waste on normal kids."
- Lois

"In the wrong hands, these chemicals could make a really powerful stink bomb. My hands look wrong enough."
- Malcolm

"What d'you do if he catches you?"
"Roll in a ball."
"What if he starts kicking you?"
"Stay in a ball."
- Malcolm and Dewey

"You know what the best thing about childhood is? At some point, it ends."
- Malcolm

My Mom...

She isn't doing so good right now. I didn't even notice, but now she's moping around all the time. Terribly sad...

And it annoys me how my dad has pushed me into the situation, telling me to find out what's wrong with her and make her feel better. WTF? Am I married with her or is he???
This whole situation annoys me. I want my dad back... the old dad. And then again, my "old" dad was fake to begin with. 10 years... ye gods...

Oh dear...

I lost count over the scoops of coffee I put into the machine...

*gnaws nails*

My mom's gonna have a heart attack when she drinks the coffee!!! ´_`:: puts lots of milk into her mug and prays mom won't notice*

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going strooooooooong...

Eeeeeew... ick ick ick!!!!!!!!!!

MOULD!!!!!!!!

MOOOOOOOOOOOULD!!!!!

I hate it so much!!!!!!! And it was on my caaaaaaaaake! I feels so.... infested!!!

Aaaaaaaaah! *tries scrubbing it off* Gods... my neurosis kicks in full force again. I think I need to get the disinfectant...

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"Normal" is just a setting on your hair dryer...