From "Clerks - TAS" Episode 2

Leonardo: I want to offer you a job, working here... for me. I want you lock, stock and barrel.
Randal: Is this some sort of gay thing?
Leornard: No!
Randal: You suuuuuure?
Leonardo: *beat* ... Yeeeees....

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Jay: You guys remember that?
Dante: Yes! You just did it!
Jay: Huh yeah. Deja friggin' vue!

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Dante: Randal, how would you like if we talk about your love life?
Randal: You always have to bring this up?
Dante: You ordered an Asian mail-order bride!
Jay: He did?!?
Dante: Well, it turns out Randal filled out the form wrong. Instead of ordering the mail-order bride---
Randal I got a mail-order husband...
Jay: Eeeew! You were married to a dude??
Randal: Actually, it wasn't so bad...

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Randal: Which is why we almost become priest, remember?
[flashback]
Cardinal: Do you, Novitiates Hicks and Graves, before God and His church, now voluntarily take the solemn vows of obedience, poverty and chastity.
Randal and Dante: We do!
Cardinal: Then by the power invested to me by the state of New Jersey I now pronounce you man and wife.
Randal and Dante: What?!?
[end flashback]
Randal: I can't believe I married two guys in one year!

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Dante: It's official: God is mocking us.

*chuckle*

This is my favorite song right now...

Orange Blue - Can Somebody Tell Me Who I Am?

There are times when the earth is trembling and we all get lost
When the colors fade away and the darkness rises up and bursts
Desperately we're searching for a place we can call home
We will cross the ocean wide
Until we get the sense of our ride...

Can somebody tell me who I am?
Will I ever learn to live my dream?
Will I be in harmony with the river deep
Underneath my skin?
Can somebody tell me who we are?
We strayed from our path much too far
Will we ever see the flowers growing in our yard?

There were times when our hearts were nearly full of disbelief
We threw our yearning wishes in the wind
And insistently hoped some would be granted
But at the end of our journey
We finally made the discovery that
We all crossed the ocean wide
Just to realize the treasure lies inside

Can somebody tell me who I am?
Will I ever learn to live my dream?
Will I be in harmony with the river deep
Underneath my skin?
Can somebody tell me who we are?
We strayed from our path much too far
Will we ever see the flowers growing in our yard?

No ha ya nada impossible
Y nada tan temible
Como un corazon
Sin fé

Can somebody tell me who I am?
Will I ever learn to live my dream?
Will I be in harmony with the river deep
Underneath my skin?
En cada momento ha y color
Risa, miedo, encanto y dolor
La fuerza más grande que nos guia el amor

En cada momento ha y color
Risa, miedo, encanto y dolor
La fuerza más grande que nos guia el amor

El amor

You should be able to get it here.

taking this dude's survey ^_^

I see - my mailbox and it annoys me
I find - it hard to concentrate
I want - to write
I have - no inspiration
I wish - I was happy
I love - my girlfried
I hate - intolerance
I miss - Alex-kun
I fear - rejection
I feel - nothing
I hear - the buzzing of my hard drive
I smell - little, I've got a cold
I crave - appreciation
I search - for an aim in life
I wonder - if the homo sapiens sapiens is the end of the line and seriously doubt it
I regret - not studying art

When was the last time you ...
Smiled? - not too long ago.
Laughed? - 2 hours ago when my cat pretended he wasn't going to attack my Dad.
Cried? - yesterday
Danced? - can't remember
Were sarcastic? - this morning, answering an email of someone who didn't understand my "10 Steps"
Kissed someone? - on the cheek? today, when my Dad returned; deeply: January.
Talked to an ex? - months. I hate them all.
Watched your favorite movie? - That would be... last week I think, Velvet Goldmine
Had a nightmare? - some months ago.
Last book you read - The Front Runner by Patricia Nell Warren
Last movie you saw - Hmmmm.... Camelot, yesterday night. On TV, anyway.
Last song you heard - Clint Eastwood by Gorillaz
Last thing you had to drink - alcoholic? Yesterday, red wine.
Last time you showered - 20 mins. ago.
Last thing you ate - a Danish

Digiwoe

Wanted to buy an Angemon, Angewomon and Stingmon today, but failed miserably. First, Stingmon doesn't exist in the form I wanted him at all and Angemon and Angewomon look terrible! I wonder why all the cool Digimons look sucky in this set!!! The cutesy-dootesy Digimons were fine, like Tailmon and Patamon, but the cool ones looked TERRIBLE! The details were totally screwed up and the were painted horribly! *pout*

And they were in stupid sets as well. Angemon and Angewomon were in different sets, OF COURSE. I wouldn't have minded tho, because in Angewomon's box was also ... eh... Myotismon??? Argh, I suck at names. Anyway, the cool baddy. Actually two, the Harlekin one and the one with the shaggy hair and the wings. They were cool, too, but painted hideously as well.

And where's my Stingmon??? *pouts some more*

Did I mention Stingmon is hot??

I know... I'm a perv...


Stingmon!


Angemon!


Angewomon!