Calling on other writers!

[silversolitaire]

Guys, you gotta help me out here... I'm creating this new character. And right now my biggest damper is that I have no clue how to describe him! You see, I want him to have a beard. Now, when I say "He wore a brown beard" or "His manly jaws were covered by a brown beard" or whatever, people are going to think this:



NOT what I'm going for, obviously. Rather, what I have in mind is something more like this:



*rawr*

So, how do I describe this in a way that people will understand me?!? I'm completely stumped. Ideas would be most welcome.

To reiterate...

YES!	NO!
bueno!	malo!
oui!	non!
kawaii!	itai!

Okay, I'll stop now.

Ideas anyone?

Comments

[lemursexbot.livejournal.com]

A womanly beard isn't impossible per se, there are some women with beards; but few people consider it a feminine-enhancing attribute.

'topiaried' -- makes me think it's shaved and cut into strange animal shapes. :)

[lemursexbot.livejournal.com]

Oof, this (lemursexbot) is me lemurjoe. This is my sex and fanfic lj which I thought you might be interested in. But I forgot and replied to one of andrew's comments. ;)

[silversolitaire.livejournal.com]

Hahaha that explains it. I was a bit confused, but I had guessed as much... *g*