Okay, you're just gonna have to write Gollumslash. It's as simple as that. Mmmm... that soft hide. Those wellshaped buttocks. Those pwetty pwetty eyes.
No what? You seem to love him so much since you Gollum just needs some lurv. Imagine bathing him like a kid in a hot spring. Imagine licking all the way from the back of his thigh up his buttock afterwards. There's something sadistical about me since I find dom!sex with these creatures intriguing. Like Frodo commanding Gollum into submission (thus banishing his demons) and then having paternal!sex with him. Or Harry seducing Dobby (who'll do anything for him) to make him stop hurting himself. Or Dumbledore dominating Kreacher (no sex though,) keeping him drugged & locked up and tended too so he can't hurt himself or others, and trying to cure him of his mental illness & pureblood supremacist view. Ooops rant. Anyway you catch my drift.
Well if you don't love Gollum why do squee so much about his figurine? That was what I was going to say. But anyway, I'm sorry! It's not about the sex really, it's about the D/S. I mean Gollum, Kreacher and Klaus Kinski (the original Gollum!) can't be reasoned with and all throw tantrums and are mentally insane and evil and nasty. How to make them somewhat pliant and not hurting themselves? Restrain them, dominate them, drug them, whatever. Sincerely what do you think happened to Kreacher after OotP? Dumbledore pitied him (in canon) so my theory is they kept him drugged and locked up and well-fed. Do the same to Gollum. Notice that after Gollum is tamed in the books he becomes more calm and hobbitlike. They'll hate you and resent you for it but at least they'll be more pliant and healthy. Anyway, my licking and skin obsession is nothing Gollum specific! ;-)
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Date: 2003-11-22 02:14 pm (UTC)Gollum just needs some lurv. Imagine bathing him like a kid in a hot spring. Imagine licking all the way from the back of his thigh up his buttock afterwards. There's something sadistical about me since I find dom!sex with these creatures intriguing. Like Frodo commanding Gollum into submission (thus banishing his demons) and then having paternal!sex with him. Or Harry seducing Dobby (who'll do anything for him) to make him stop hurting himself. Or Dumbledore dominating Kreacher (no sex though,) keeping him drugged & locked up and tended too so he can't hurt himself or others, and trying to cure him of his mental illness & pureblood supremacist view. Ooops rant. Anyway you catch my drift.
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