It already is bad! Geeze, I thought it'd be something cool. Maybe real werewolves or some cult where they get high and then put in iron teeth and act like werewolves or whatever. Instead, they pull out a CGI monster. Anyone can pull out a CGI monster. This bites.
Yees. But the actors are not exactly bad looking. And the costumes and the scenery are nice. In fact, I haven't seen much of the movie, it's just playing in the background. Does it have some kind of storyline? Or sense?
omg. could that movie sucked more??? GAH i hated it with a passion of a million suns! i was totally looking forward to it and it just took forever, never got to the damn point, and ended stupidly. ugh. i saw in the theater to add insult to injury. my friend talked me into it. :P
Well, for one, the whole set-up was promising, all very mysterious. Beast killing and no one knows which beast could do it, people behaving oddly, crazy priest insisting it must be supernatural, some woman who's sexy, mysterious, dangerous...
And then, more killings. And lo and behold, it IS a beast, in full CGI ugly shittiness. All mystery and suspense goes POOF! and it's just a shitty monster flick and of course, the beast thingy is controlled by crazy priest and there is some sort of cult behind it, but that doesn't matter, there's still the shitty CGI monster. If it had been real werewolves, or maybe some people who're in a cult and get high on stuff and then put in iron jaws and maim virgins or whatever, that would have been different. But this is just a cop out. Any braindead could come up with a plot like that! "Mysterious killings, what could it be? Monster! the end" And I don't care if the cult conjured the beast with satanic formulas or of they raised it from parts of the dead or if crazy priest farted it out of his pious ass, it's just a cop out. And even worse, none of these options were even considered. He brought it from Africa, for Chrissakes!
And what's the deal with Monica Belucci's character? All of a sudden she turns into some Italian super-agent vixen with mega-cool outfit, and sadly enough it's the best thing about the whole damn flick. That, and the shot on her ass.
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Date: 2003-10-03 03:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-10-03 03:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-10-03 03:58 pm (UTC)In fact, I haven't seen much of the movie, it's just playing in the background. Does it have some kind of storyline? Or sense?
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Date: 2003-10-03 03:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-10-03 04:09 pm (UTC)xoxo
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Date: 2003-10-03 04:23 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2003-10-03 04:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-10-03 04:49 pm (UTC)And then, more killings. And lo and behold, it IS a beast, in full CGI ugly shittiness. All mystery and suspense goes POOF! and it's just a shitty monster flick and of course, the beast thingy is controlled by crazy priest and there is some sort of cult behind it, but that doesn't matter, there's still the shitty CGI monster. If it had been real werewolves, or maybe some people who're in a cult and get high on stuff and then put in iron jaws and maim virgins or whatever, that would have been different. But this is just a cop out. Any braindead could come up with a plot like that! "Mysterious killings, what could it be? Monster! the end" And I don't care if the cult conjured the beast with satanic formulas or of they raised it from parts of the dead or if crazy priest farted it out of his pious ass, it's just a cop out. And even worse, none of these options were even considered. He brought it from Africa, for Chrissakes!
And what's the deal with Monica Belucci's character? All of a sudden she turns into some Italian super-agent vixen with mega-cool outfit, and sadly enough it's the best thing about the whole damn flick. That, and the shot on her ass.
/rant
^.^;
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Date: 2003-10-03 06:00 pm (UTC)JUST LIKE IN LANGOLIERS!! Jesus! Don't you hate it when that happens.
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Date: 2003-10-04 03:03 am (UTC)