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Sep. 1st, 2003 11:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
silversolitaireGuy with his wife on his arm approaches a girl.
Guy: "Haven't I met you somewhere?"
Girl: "No I don't think so."
Guy: "Did you go to Tyneburg College?"
Girl: "No sorry."
Guy: "Do you go to Somersby Library?"
Girl: "No, really."
Guy: "I'm sure I know you! Hm... did you go to Ibiza on holiday?"
Girl: "No, I didn't."
Guy: "I could swear! [to his wife] I want to get to the bottom of this, honey. [to girl] I know! Have you ever been to the territorial army?"
Girl: "... no, never."
Guy: "What do you do for a living?"
Girl: "I'm a lapdancer."
Guy: "... I think I've mistaken you for someone else."
Guy: "Haven't I met you somewhere?"
Girl: "No I don't think so."
Guy: "Did you go to Tyneburg College?"
Girl: "No sorry."
Guy: "Do you go to Somersby Library?"
Girl: "No, really."
Guy: "I'm sure I know you! Hm... did you go to Ibiza on holiday?"
Girl: "No, I didn't."
Guy: "I could swear! [to his wife] I want to get to the bottom of this, honey. [to girl] I know! Have you ever been to the territorial army?"
Girl: "... no, never."
Guy: "What do you do for a living?"
Girl: "I'm a lapdancer."
Guy: "... I think I've mistaken you for someone else."
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Date: 2003-09-01 03:30 pm (UTC):-)
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Date: 2003-09-02 03:35 am (UTC)