I was forced to do this...

[silversolitaire]

In the name of the network I have the following announcent to make:

*clears her throat*

NICO IS GAY!!!! He's queer!, he's homosexual, he's a poof, poofter, ponce, he's a bumboy, baddy boy, backside artist, bugger, he's Bent, he's that arse bandit, he lifts those shirts, he's a faggot arse, fudge packing, shit stabbing uphill gardener, he dines at the downstairs restaurant, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, he's Moses in the parting of the red cheeks, he fucks and he's fucked, he sucks and is sucked, he rims them and wanks them and every single man's had the fucking time of his life and he's NOT a pervert.

Thank you. If you have any comments you may direct them to that brickwall over there.

*chuckle*

Comments

[panda-monium.livejournal.com]

God damnit, why do the best ones in bed always have to be gay?! And the best lookers too... *grumble*