My very own porn!
Jun. 18th, 2003 02:56 pmAs seen in
marvelgirl's LJ, in theaters everywhere!
Make your own with the Porn-o-matic!
Rescued by the Bell
by Silver [with comments XD]
There you are, lounging around the public library wearing nothing but a G-string [perfect school outfit!] when suddenly the school bell rings. Surprised, you bend over and call out, "Enter!" and are happy to see four Jehovah's Witnesses sensuously eating a popsicle [oh yeah, that's so sexy o.o]. As the cheesy music begins you can't help yourself, so you start dancing seductively, elated by the size of the pizza bill that confronts you [*shrugs* I was hungry, sue me]. Before you know it a car pulls up and it's some Chippendale dancers sucking, fucking, licking and spanking [Oh yeah, baby... pretty men doing the nasty! Give it to me!]. Being the gracious host, you cum with all of them, much to their delight.
The air is thick with the smell of incense as 13 people [let's see, that's me, the four Jehova's Witnesses... the leaves eight Chippendale guys! Woohoo!] are now writhing in a pile on the hood of the car blowing each other [*murrs*]. You're completely absorbed in it, never having enjoyed so many people blowing at once [Daisy chain?].
Suddenly you look up and see more cheerleaders [more? when did the others come in? XD] staring at you and you grin foolishly. You're caught! They give you a chalkboard so you can keep score next time and you thank them profusely as the cheesy music fades out [LOL!].
The End [thank God].
Make your own with the Porn-o-matic!
Rescued by the Bell
by Silver [with comments XD]
There you are, lounging around the public library wearing nothing but a G-string [perfect school outfit!] when suddenly the school bell rings. Surprised, you bend over and call out, "Enter!" and are happy to see four Jehovah's Witnesses sensuously eating a popsicle [oh yeah, that's so sexy o.o]. As the cheesy music begins you can't help yourself, so you start dancing seductively, elated by the size of the pizza bill that confronts you [*shrugs* I was hungry, sue me]. Before you know it a car pulls up and it's some Chippendale dancers sucking, fucking, licking and spanking [Oh yeah, baby... pretty men doing the nasty! Give it to me!]. Being the gracious host, you cum with all of them, much to their delight.
The air is thick with the smell of incense as 13 people [let's see, that's me, the four Jehova's Witnesses... the leaves eight Chippendale guys! Woohoo!] are now writhing in a pile on the hood of the car blowing each other [*murrs*]. You're completely absorbed in it, never having enjoyed so many people blowing at once [Daisy chain?].
Suddenly you look up and see more cheerleaders [more? when did the others come in? XD] staring at you and you grin foolishly. You're caught! They give you a chalkboard so you can keep score next time and you thank them profusely as the cheesy music fades out [LOL!].
The End [thank God].
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Date: 2003-06-18 07:08 am (UTC)