Heheh, well I do write sex scenes and I do use SOME cliches, but it's really gotten a lot better as I matured and I certainly NEVER pulled any of those really cheesy ones, like the three-finger routine and all. What I had to pleade guilty of was letting my heroes cry or describing them as pretty or delicate (when they were), but I see now harm in that, really.
In fact I once read a story, I think it was over at SSFF, where the anus was described as a sticky hole. Harry said "Fuck my sticky hole" to Sev and he wasn't even joking. *shakes head*
There's nothing wrong with "one or two"! I had LOTS of "one or two". What, just because childhood traumas are common you aren't allowed to write it, too? It depends on how you write it, and how often you write it. It's when you write it in every damn fic that you have a problem!
About the three-finger thing, I think that's just strive for realism. Although I admit it's boring. I only write vague-ish sex. I'm telling you, the second I see the word 'anus' in a story I lose interest.
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Date: 2003-03-06 09:17 am (UTC)I got 'mint' as well.
I think this is because I got to answer "zero" on the sex questions because I don't *write* sex scenes in fanfiction.
:giggles:
God knows that I'm horribly cliche.
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Date: 2003-03-06 09:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-06 10:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-06 10:11 am (UTC)Thank you very much! ^_^ *thought people had forgotten about it by now*
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Date: 2003-03-07 12:58 pm (UTC)Harry said "Fuck my sticky hole" to Sev and he wasn't even joking.
*shakes head*
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Date: 2003-03-07 12:56 pm (UTC)I had LOTS of "one or two".
What, just because childhood traumas are common you aren't allowed to write it, too?
It depends on how you write it, and how often you write it.
It's when you write it in every damn fic that you have a problem!
About the three-finger thing, I think that's just strive for realism. Although I admit it's boring. I only write vague-ish sex. I'm telling you, the second I see the word 'anus' in a story I lose interest.