The Cup, nicked from cameron

[silversolitaire]

• The pessimist says the cup is half empty.


• The optimist says it's half full.


• The pragmatist says its liquid contents are at 50% capacity.


• The ironist says it's half full of air.


• The plumber says the cup must be leaking.


• George Carlin says the cup is too big.


• The Starbucks employee says it's so you have room for cream.


• The conspiracy theorist says aliens took the other half.


• The baseball player says his cup is definitely full.


• MacGuyver says he can build a powerful explosive with it.


• The psychoanalyst says the cup is your mother.


• The punk sitting next to you also says the cup is your mother.


• The romance novelist says the cup is a willing receptacle to the wild gushing torrents of pure passion from the hard chiseled urn.


• The zen master says, "There is no cup."


• Pamela Anderson says her cups are definitely full.


• And me, I say, "Waitress! Refill!"

Additions by pikachan

• Realist: The cup is.


• Idealist: The cup should be.


• Feminist: My cup seems LESS full than HIS glass.


• Environmentalist: Save the water.


• Anarchist: Break the cup!


• Capitalist: Let's sell this cup.


• Chemist: It's 50% H2O, 40% N2 + 10% O2.

tomkayito says:

O.o;;; @ chemist. I should hope it's not nitrogen. ^.^; *is a nerd*

Comments

[pikachan.livejournal.com]

LOL! I have a t-shirt like that...it says:

Optimist: The glass is half full.
Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
Realist: The glass is.
Idealist: The glass should be.
Feminist: My glass seems LESS full than HIS glass.
Environmentalist: Save the water.
Anarchist: Break the glass!
Capitalist: Let's sell this glass.
Chemist: It's 50% H2O, 40% N2 + 10% O2.

And all with cute little smilies ^^ Bought it in Greece.