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Conversation between two guys:

"Dude, I think my wife's dead. She's still the same in bed, but DAMN the kitchen looks like hell!"

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Rockstar: "Hey, if I had known you were still a virgin I'd taken the time."
Groupie: "Hey, if I had known you had the time I would have taken off my stockings."

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