The Man Song

[silversolitaire]

Heheh this is so funny...

Ladies and gentlemen...
The MAN SONG...
by Sean Morey

(he's the man, he's the man)

I don't take no crap from anyobody else...
but you...
I wear the pants around here...
when I'm finished with your laundry...
Cause I'm a guy you don't wanna fight,
When I say "jump" you say...
Yeah, right.
I'm the man of this house...
until you get home...

(he's the man, he's the man)

What I say goes around here...
right out the window...
And I don't wanna hear a lot of whining...
so I'll shut up...
The sooner you'll learn who's boss around here,
the sooner...
you can give me my orders dear...
Cause I'm head-honcho around here...
but it's all in my head...

(he's the man, he's the man)

And I can have sex anytime...
that you want...
Cause I'm a man who has needs...
but they're not that important...
But don't expect any flowers from me,
Cause if I'm not mistaken...
you prefer jewelry...
I'm the king of my castle...
when you're not around...

(he's the man, he's the man)

And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I wanna...
get in trouble...
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready...
to sleep on the couch...
Cause a man gotta do what a man gotta do,
And I'm gonna do...
what you tell me to...
Because I'm top dog around here...
but I've been neutered...

Comments

[avaaricious.livejournal.com]

have you heard the actual mp3, or did you just pick up the lyrics somewhere?

the first time my brother and i heard it, we sang the 'i don't take no crap from anybody else.. but you' line for months *g*

[silversolitaire.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know it! That's actually the thing I heard first. It was dubbed over some Ranma 1/2 scenes, which was hilarious, poor Ranma always getting the crap beaten out of him! LOL! The song is really cool! ^_^ The only thing that's a bit annoying is the canned laughter... ?_?