Hahahaha! Random country song!

[silversolitaire]

I met her incognito at McDonald's .
I can still recall that little hat she wore.
She was smellin' kind of funny in the twilight.
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor
I knew deep down I'd stay with her forever
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy"
But who'd have thought she'd black out with my best friend
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.

or...

I met her in a jail cell all hunched over .
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore.
She was weighted down with Twinkies by the off-ramp.
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor
The blood test showed I'd stay with her forever
She said to me that birthdays made her cry
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled at her health club
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.

Try your own!