Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator

tragical_mirth posted this yesterday and it cracked me up so hard that I just need to post it in my own LJ to keep:

Here, I've transcribed it. Just because! *g*

( transcription )

But wait! There's actually two more and they're more awesome and more exciting than pouring gasoline over your head and setting it on fire while running naked through a convent!

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If you spot any mistakes I've made in the transcript, let me know!