Bridget Jones... WTF?!?

What the fuck?!? What the FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! I've just watched the trailer of Bridget Jones - The Edge of Reason and what the FUCK is Bridget doing in bed with Daniel Cleaver?!? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHT! (yes I'm so upset I can't even spell "what" anymore)

EDIT: God I'm so upset and worried now that I can't even go aaaaaaw at the cute Bridget / Marc stuff at the beginning ;_;.

Help please?

Is anyone of you guys familiar with mushrooms? I'm asking because I have reason to believe that my turtle Siggy took a bite out of one and now I'm worried that he might have poisoned himself... Can anyone tell me if this mushroom is poisonous?



There's an unmistakeable v-shaped turtle bite at the top... Help anyone?

( More pics of the shroom behind the cut )