If I were... Survey

Nabbed from dinahrae

I answered most of these questions completely spontaneously. If I'd think about them more, I'd probably pick different answers, but I think the associative quality of this is very interesting. Anyone care to interpret it? *g*

If I were a month I would be: July
If I were a day of the week I would be: Friday
If I were a time of day I would be: 3 AM
If I were a planet I would be: Mercury
If I were a sea animal I would be: a sting ray
If I were a direction I would be: south
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a writing cabinet
If I were a historical figure I would be: Jeanne D'Arc
If I were a liquid I would be: water
If I were a stone, I would be: granite
If I were a tree, I would be: a pine
If I were a bird, I would be: a sparrow
If I were a tool, I would be: a monkey wrench
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a rose
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: a rainy day
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: a sphinx
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a violine
If I were an animal, I would be: a leopard
If I were a color, I would be: purple
If I were an emotion, I would be: sad
If I were a vegetable, I would be: a cabbage
If I were a sound, I would be: silence
If I were an element, I would be: fire
If I were a car, I would be: a silver BMW Z3
If I were a song, I would be: Mystery Train by Bon Jovi
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Kevin Smith
If I were a book, I would be written by: J.D. Salinger
If I were a food, I would be: a pizza
If I were a place, I would be: London
If I were a material, I would be: silk
If I were a taste, I would be: sour
If I were a scent, I would be: honey
If I were a religion, I would be: hinduism
If I were a word, I would be: no
If I were an object, I would be: a vase
If I were a body part I would be: a hand
If I were a facial expression I would be: a frown
If I were a subject in school I would be: math (now this is odd)
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Goofy
If I were a shape I would be: oval
If I were a number I would be: 6

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