Assorted number of rants

While taking the wrong subway today and being stuck on an unsheltered plattform in a blizzard for 20 mins. I felt a couple of not-so-related rants forming in my head that I'll just throw into the general direction of people. Feeling in the mood for ranting. Not really directed at anyone in particular, but you know what people say about the shoe that fits... *g*

Rant-o-Rama:

#1 is about people who post cryptic entries in their LJ. If you feel the need to broadcast something to the world, fucking do it. If you don't want to share it, there's a nifty little feature called "Private Post". Don't try to be all enigmatic and mysterious by posting shite that nobody understands or cares about.

#2 is, why the hell do people think they must let everyone know that they are JUST about to post something very exclusive and private and only an oh so select group of people is going to see it? Fucking get over yourself already, nobody wants to know. You're not getting any more special by doing that.

#3: Make-up colors. Why oh why is it that whenever you're looking for a special color the industry has decided just now that this shade just isn't en vogue right now? Why do they always rotate colors? Discontinue them? What are people supposed to do when they like one particular shade of eye shadow and Max Factor just decided to dump them? Would it kill you people just to keep a set of basic colors?

Okay, I think I'm done now.

Television Without Pity XD

Just reading this and I'm highly amused.

Recapping a television show involves anywhere from five to ten hours of watching a television show, watching it again with frequent pauses to type what people are doing and saying, and another few hours to think of funny things to say, and -- in the case of Smallville -- to look up adjectives for the word "gay."

Smallville

• it's gay


• Oh so very gay


• Good God is this gay


• If this show were any gayer, it would be about an interior design firm in S.F.

Hehehehe... so true.

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Now it has come this far... I'm breeding a Smallville plotfunny... somebody help me!