More on gay Mr. Williams?

I've been meaning to post the lyrics of this song for quite a while now, but I kept forgetting. It's the hidden track on Escapology. Really... if Robbie Williams isn't gay, then why does he keep cracking jokes about it? Hmmm? Anyway, these lyrics are very funny, especially the end!

I Tried Love
Robbie Williams

Is the Richard Gere gerbil story true?
Who came third in World War II?
Did Sooty sleep with Sue?
These things I think about
When I'm out with you

What are the holes in biros for?
Which one's which in The Corrs?
Did Geoff Hurst really score?
Cause frankly, you're a bore
And I'm not

And if it's leaving season
You're second on the bill
If you won't leave me, baby
I'll find someone who will
I tried love, I'm sorry
I tried love

Does God ever get it wrong?
Where has Gary Barlow gone?
Why is Christmas Day so long?
It just goes on and on
And on... like you

And if it's leaving season
You're the second on the bill
If you won't leave me. baby
I'll find someone who will
I tried love, I'm sorry
I tried love

Do do do......

I tried love and I'm sorry
I tried love

Why is there ketchup on my sleeve?
D'ya think that Adam fancied Eve?
What if Eve could not conceive?
And he had to breed with Steve...
We'd all be gay
[breaks off laughing]

x]

Uhm...

Just told the Grumpy Old King an odd joke...

Q: How do you call a pack of Baby Quiggles wanting to explore Faerieland?
A: A protected bottle of Air !

Apparently, he liked it, since he chuckled and gave me 603 out of 1000 points! Odd...