Sillyness prevails....

Conversation between two guys:

"Dude, I think my wife's dead. She's still the same in bed, but DAMN the kitchen looks like hell!"

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Rockstar: "Hey, if I had known you were still a virgin I'd taken the time."
Groupie: "Hey, if I had known you had the time I would have taken off my stockings."

Christmas woes...

The perfect present for my girlfriend would be,

a) The One Ring
b) Harry Potter life-size wallscroll

The Mission:

The "local" theater sells The One Ring, for $17. There's also the Harry wallscroll.

The Obstacle:

• I'm out of cash and there's no ATM near.
• The theater is a 14 miles ride away.
• I haven't washed my hair and I'm embarrassed to go outside and since it's a blizzard outside I can't go with wet hair.
• I'm shy like hell and I'm dying at the thought of talking to that theater guy. On the other hand, last time I begged for stuff, he gave it to me for free... Hmmm... Need to put on the "I'm cute and I need assistance"-face again... Hm....

Decisions...

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My arm hoits... T_T

Back from the theater...

The clerk was gay. Shit! hahahaa... my puppy eyes didn't work. So, no Harry Potter wallscroll. But now I am... THE LORD OF THE RINGS!!!!! MUAHAHAHHAHA! Bow at my magnificence, knaves!!!! *sports the ring on her right hand* Pictures will follow.

Actually I was going to give this to my gf, but... it's so nice... I don't think I can give it up... I'm ashamed... But... the magic got me! I can't help it! I want to own it! I can't give it up anymore! IT'S MINE MINE MIIIIIIIINE!!!!!

MUAHARHARHARHARHAAAAAAAR!!!!!!

-_- I am obsessed...

[conversation between me and Fei]

Silver: and I AM the Lord of the Rings! *sports her finger*

Fei: OOOHH O.O Which finger!!

Silver: ring finger

Silver: looks awesome!

Silver: o.o
the ring is magical...

Fei: O.O

Silver: *hisses* It's mine....

Fei: .....*giggles*

Fei: *runs away to hide underground*

Silver: MUAHAHHAHAHAAAAAA
down to your knees, knave! I AM THE LORD!!!!!!

Fei: *whimpers*

Silver: *spooky light on face* HARHARHAAAAAR

Silver: gnnnnn... gnnnn.... *twists ring from finger*
this... hasssss... to.... ssssstop.....

Fei: throw it into the fires of Mount Doom!

Silver: I AM INVINCIBLE!!!!!!

Fei: LOL

Fei: *gives up* Silver is too far gone.

Silver: nooooo my precioussss! *jumps after it*

Fei: *grabs at Silver's leg*

Fei: *shoe comes off*

Silver: MY RINGGGG!!!!! MY RIIIINNNNG! NOOOOOOOO

Fei: .and from this day onwards, the Great Peking
Bell whispers "ssssshhhooeee, ssshoooeee"
whenever it is rung. The end,"

Hmmmm...

I wonder if Sherlock is sick... He's so depressive and he doesn't purr and he's only lying around... ó_ò

LOL

My dad just said,

"Sherlock's still breathing, is he? Don't want to have a dead cat under the table for a week and nobody realizing it."

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I really think Sherlock is sick... :-(