Aiiiiye!

Just got a virus! I opened an email (not the attachment, mind you) and my virus scan popped up and notified me! Well, I clicked "delete", so I hope it's fine now... *whimper* I never had a virus befooooore! *cries*

What's my Pirate Name?

Mad Anne Kidd

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

If I was a guy, I'd be...

Mad Roger Read

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!

So, guess I'm mad!

Arrrrrrrrr!

Terrible Television...

I just saw something on TV that got me very very angry! You know about these stupid shows where they make people do terrible stuff and face their fears and crap. They just showed an excerpt from another country, Spain, I assume, where they apparently wanted a woman to touch a snake blindfold. But she was mortally afraid. She screamed and struggled, but the assistants grabbed her and pulled her towards the basket. She tore herself lose and ran away and they brought her back and then the host took the snake and put it around her shoulders while others held her down. She screamed and cried and fell on the floor, covering her face. It was so terrible! How can people do that?? How can they do that to people who have phobias? It's so terrible. As far as I'm concerned, they raped her. Raped her mentally. And all the while the audience was having a lark, laughing their asses off.

This must have been the most horrific thing I've ever seen on TV...

*snicker*

Friends: People who know you
well, but like you anyway.
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Support the right to arm bears.
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Scientists say 1 out of every 4
people is crazy, check 3 friends,
if they are ok, you're it.
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If money could talk,
it would say goodbye.
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Consciousness: That annoying time
between naps.
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Lead me not into temptation,
I can find it myself.
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The best way to change
someone's mind is with a rock.
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The more people I know,
the more I love my dog.

Holy Guacamole!

I just didn't move my arm for half an hour and didn't realize that it had been in a kinda... unfortunate position and now it hurts like HELL! oooooooow!