Hikaru posted this in her LJ, but I'm going to post it in mine, too, so I can keep it! This is soooo

This is a poem made up entirely of actual quotations from George Bush,
Jr. These have been arranged, only for aesthetic purposes, by
Washington Post writer Richard Thompson. Too good not to share,
especially during National Poetry Month.

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George Bush, Jr.

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?

How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.

I know that the human being
And the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope,
Where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize Society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

Nifty...

*nudge* This audiogalaxy thingy is weird... I have NO idea how it works! But it downloaded Cruisin' for me, so I guess it's okay... hm... ô_o

Oh my God, this is so cute!

Mmmh, nice...

Yet another user pic...

this will be my D'OH!!!! one! ^_^

Flamey praise?

This is funny. I just got a review on fanfiction.net that was thoroughly possitive and wonderful, but on first glance it looked like a flame! hahahaha. This is funny. I like that! *_*

Check this out:

Ugh, that was thoroughly wonderful...I don't think I've ever read anything more....more.... wonderful! that was just really I don't know i'm speechless it was that good! I hope the rest of your stuff is that wonderful!!!! You're on my favorite authors/stories list. oh, gosh, that was amazing!!! VERY WONDERFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![snip]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! \(v)/

I'm very grateful for this review. But honestly, when it came in and I saw the "ugh" and generous amount of exclamation marks I already thought "Oh dear, a flame..." ^_^