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May. 22nd, 2001
AHahahahahaa!!!
May. 22nd, 2001 04:19 pmThis is a quote from amenlover's LJ:
I am pleased to announce that God has entrusted me with His Gospel [...].
So until Jesus returns to take me to Paradise to fly around and sing with the angels of the glory of God the Father I will toil on this cursed earth until all who live and breathe know that Jesus is the only way to escape the snap-crackle-pop of eternal HELL!!! Amen.
[...]
Instead of committing acts of homosexuality and bestiality and attending "churches" which teach everything except the Word of God perhaps your short stay here on earth might be more wisely spent reading the One True Gospel of TRUTH which is written here by me as the purpose of this ministry is to provide for you free of charge THE TRUTH of the Gospel of Salvation through Jesus Christ which also happens to be the same one and only truth that I believe which is a good thing for me thanks to the grace given to me by the The Lord God because having received this truth from God I will not suffer in HELL like most of YOU WILL because most of you will refuse the one Truth and choose to believe a lie!!!
[yes, this is ONE sentence]
so that you can continue to wallow in pornography and homosexuality and abortion. Amen.
Amen, baby!
What a weird, weird dude....
I am pleased to announce that God has entrusted me with His Gospel [...].
So until Jesus returns to take me to Paradise to fly around and sing with the angels of the glory of God the Father I will toil on this cursed earth until all who live and breathe know that Jesus is the only way to escape the snap-crackle-pop of eternal HELL!!! Amen.
[...]
Instead of committing acts of homosexuality and bestiality and attending "churches" which teach everything except the Word of God perhaps your short stay here on earth might be more wisely spent reading the One True Gospel of TRUTH which is written here by me as the purpose of this ministry is to provide for you free of charge THE TRUTH of the Gospel of Salvation through Jesus Christ which also happens to be the same one and only truth that I believe which is a good thing for me thanks to the grace given to me by the The Lord God because having received this truth from God I will not suffer in HELL like most of YOU WILL because most of you will refuse the one Truth and choose to believe a lie!!!
[yes, this is ONE sentence]
so that you can continue to wallow in pornography and homosexuality and abortion. Amen.
Amen, baby!
What a weird, weird dude....
YOUR NAME
(1) The singular boring question: What is your name?
Silver
(2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been?
Florian
(3) Would you name a child of yours after you?
No, it's my name.
(4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with?
Do I have to? Hm... I always liked Alexandra!
(5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name?
Silvia, Silva, Zilva.
(6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)?
Already did! ^_~
DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
(7) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?
Hm... not sure. I guess not.
(8) Do you think God has a gender?
No.
(9) Do you think science counteracts religion?
Nah...
(10) Do you believe in organized religion?
No way!
(11) Where do you think we go when we die?
Hm... a nice place. Peace...
(12) Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this section?
Not at all.
HUMOR
(13) How easy is it to make you laugh?
When I'm in the mood, very easy.
(14) What person you know makes you laugh the most?
My brother, my girlfriend.
(15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't?
Not very often.
(16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't?
All the time.
(17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile?
Gullinborsti, barberskum, dick... mooky! ^_~
(18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written?
I suck at superlatives... I'm sometimes amazed at my spontaneous witticisms, so I can't really pick one...
MUSIC
(19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching?
Sure...
(20) What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard?
This weird song last year at th Eurovision Song Contest... those three girls... I already erased it from my memory.
(21) What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better?
Joshua Kadison, Delilah Blue
(22) What song(s) are constantly in your head?
various show and Disney tunes, opening themes of animes etc.
(23) What song(s) do you think describe your personality best?
Bon Jovi, Mystery Train.
(24) If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use?
Depends on person and sitatuation.
(25) If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used?
See above. Anything but embarrassing me.
MOVIES
(26) What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to?
Total Eclipse with LeoDiCap
(27) Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original?
No necessarily. Quiteo often they do, but not always.
(28) Who's your favorite Star Wars character?
Obi-Wan!!! Or Xanatos, if the books count.
(29) What kind of movie do you think there should be more of?
Velvet Goldminish ones. Movies that have gay characters but it's no big deal that they are. They just are. Mindblowing romances that make you cry with romantic sex scenes and all, but all gay.
(30) What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of?
War movies.
FOOD
(31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness?
Hmmm... most food doesn't taste anyway. So the latter, I guess.
(32) What's your favorite kind of cheese?
Swiss cheese.
(33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality?
That my memory for names sucks?
(34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it?
Nope, that's why I quit.
(35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat?
No, because I don't. But I don't think I would. It's a matter of taste.
COMPUTERS
(36) Mac or PC?
PC. Not sure what a Mac is good for.
(37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works?
Not much.
(38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation?
Yes...
(39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone?
Absolutely.
(40) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later?
Oh yes...
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
(41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender?
Oh yes... very much so.
(42) What do you love most about the other gender?
The feeling of strength and protection.
(43) What do you dislike most about the other gender?
Body hairs.
(44) What do you understand least about the other gender?
Nothing. I can read them like a book! LOL
CELEBRITIES
(45) Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it?
Of course!
(46) What celebrity's autograph do you want most?
Ewan McGregor.
(47) Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who?
Nah...
(48) If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)?
o_O Not a ferking clue.
(49) Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember why?
Never happens to me.
(50) If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter?
J.K. Rowling's...
(51) Do you want to be John Malkovich?
Hahahhahaahaaaaa *sobers* No.
NUMBERS
(52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69?
No, I'm a big girl.
(53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question?
Nope. I can say the words "blowjob" and "eating out" without blushing.
(54) Do you actually know your Social Security Number?
Only the first few digits.
(55) Do you actually know your IP address?
No!
(56) Do you know what an IP address is?
*nods*
(57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code?
Sure.
(58) Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives?
No.
(59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.?
If it involves matg, then yes.
(60) What do you think of pi?
Oh, I love pi! Cherry pie, apple pie, peach pie...
LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT
(61) Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title?
Nope.
(62) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel?
Freaked out.
(63) Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"?
Hm... I hate blind dates.
(64) Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member?
Sure, that's why nicknames were invented.
(65) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out?
No, never been a problem for me.
(66) What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment?
No problem.
(67) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive?
Yes.
(68) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking?
No.
(69) Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last?
Yes.
(70) Do you think the number of the last question was a coincidence?
Hahahaha, no?
POSSESSIONS
(71) What is your favorite possession?
Freedom.
(72) What physical, tangible possession do you want most?
A new computer.
(73) How badly do you want it?
Very.
(74) Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'?
No.
(75) How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this section?
Until this question made me think.
HOLIDAYS
(76) Does Christmas music too far away from Christmas annoy you?
Yes, very much so.
(77) How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older?
22. I already hate it.
(78) What was the best Halloween costume you ever had?
Obi-Wan robe, Krishna.
(79) What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had?
Phantom of the Opera.
(80) What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning?
Easter.
(81) There are currently no federal holidays during August- what should be put there?
No holiday. There's enough already.
MEMORIES
(82) How good is your short-term memory?
Crap.
(83) How good is your long-term memory?
Good.
(84) What is your earliest memory?
My mom and some other woman looking into my crib and me wrapped into my yellow blanket.
(85) What is your happiest memory?
No idea. Probably something with my family.
(86) What is your strangest memory?
Some weird incidences I still don't quite understand (like the Ludiwg-bird or moving objects)
(87) What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize?
I usually don't have a problem with that.
TEARS
(88) What movie makes/made you cry?
All Dogs Go To Heaven.
(89) What book makes/made you cry?
The Front-Runner.
(90) What song makes/made you cry?
Gloomy Sunday.
(91) What makes/made you laugh so hard you cried?
That picture that was taken of my family and me at "Jurassic Park - The Ride" in LA. I could laugh my ass off right now thinking of it. NYAAAAhahahahaa
Wow, that was long! T_T
(1) The singular boring question: What is your name?
Silver
(2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been?
Florian
(3) Would you name a child of yours after you?
No, it's my name.
(4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with?
Do I have to? Hm... I always liked Alexandra!
(5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name?
Silvia, Silva, Zilva.
(6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)?
Already did! ^_~
DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
(7) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?
Hm... not sure. I guess not.
(8) Do you think God has a gender?
No.
(9) Do you think science counteracts religion?
Nah...
(10) Do you believe in organized religion?
No way!
(11) Where do you think we go when we die?
Hm... a nice place. Peace...
(12) Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this section?
Not at all.
HUMOR
(13) How easy is it to make you laugh?
When I'm in the mood, very easy.
(14) What person you know makes you laugh the most?
My brother, my girlfriend.
(15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't?
Not very often.
(16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't?
All the time.
(17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile?
Gullinborsti, barberskum, dick... mooky! ^_~
(18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written?
I suck at superlatives... I'm sometimes amazed at my spontaneous witticisms, so I can't really pick one...
MUSIC
(19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching?
Sure...
(20) What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard?
This weird song last year at th Eurovision Song Contest... those three girls... I already erased it from my memory.
(21) What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better?
Joshua Kadison, Delilah Blue
(22) What song(s) are constantly in your head?
various show and Disney tunes, opening themes of animes etc.
(23) What song(s) do you think describe your personality best?
Bon Jovi, Mystery Train.
(24) If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use?
Depends on person and sitatuation.
(25) If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used?
See above. Anything but embarrassing me.
MOVIES
(26) What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to?
Total Eclipse with LeoDiCap
(27) Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original?
No necessarily. Quiteo often they do, but not always.
(28) Who's your favorite Star Wars character?
Obi-Wan!!! Or Xanatos, if the books count.
(29) What kind of movie do you think there should be more of?
Velvet Goldminish ones. Movies that have gay characters but it's no big deal that they are. They just are. Mindblowing romances that make you cry with romantic sex scenes and all, but all gay.
(30) What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of?
War movies.
FOOD
(31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness?
Hmmm... most food doesn't taste anyway. So the latter, I guess.
(32) What's your favorite kind of cheese?
Swiss cheese.
(33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality?
That my memory for names sucks?
(34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it?
Nope, that's why I quit.
(35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat?
No, because I don't. But I don't think I would. It's a matter of taste.
COMPUTERS
(36) Mac or PC?
PC. Not sure what a Mac is good for.
(37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works?
Not much.
(38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation?
Yes...
(39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone?
Absolutely.
(40) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later?
Oh yes...
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
(41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender?
Oh yes... very much so.
(42) What do you love most about the other gender?
The feeling of strength and protection.
(43) What do you dislike most about the other gender?
Body hairs.
(44) What do you understand least about the other gender?
Nothing. I can read them like a book! LOL
CELEBRITIES
(45) Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it?
Of course!
(46) What celebrity's autograph do you want most?
Ewan McGregor.
(47) Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who?
Nah...
(48) If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)?
o_O Not a ferking clue.
(49) Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember why?
Never happens to me.
(50) If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter?
J.K. Rowling's...
(51) Do you want to be John Malkovich?
Hahahhahaahaaaaa *sobers* No.
NUMBERS
(52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69?
No, I'm a big girl.
(53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question?
Nope. I can say the words "blowjob" and "eating out" without blushing.
(54) Do you actually know your Social Security Number?
Only the first few digits.
(55) Do you actually know your IP address?
No!
(56) Do you know what an IP address is?
*nods*
(57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code?
Sure.
(58) Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives?
No.
(59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.?
If it involves matg, then yes.
(60) What do you think of pi?
Oh, I love pi! Cherry pie, apple pie, peach pie...
LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT
(61) Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title?
Nope.
(62) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel?
Freaked out.
(63) Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"?
Hm... I hate blind dates.
(64) Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member?
Sure, that's why nicknames were invented.
(65) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out?
No, never been a problem for me.
(66) What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment?
No problem.
(67) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive?
Yes.
(68) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking?
No.
(69) Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last?
Yes.
(70) Do you think the number of the last question was a coincidence?
Hahahaha, no?
POSSESSIONS
(71) What is your favorite possession?
Freedom.
(72) What physical, tangible possession do you want most?
A new computer.
(73) How badly do you want it?
Very.
(74) Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'?
No.
(75) How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this section?
Until this question made me think.
HOLIDAYS
(76) Does Christmas music too far away from Christmas annoy you?
Yes, very much so.
(77) How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older?
22. I already hate it.
(78) What was the best Halloween costume you ever had?
Obi-Wan robe, Krishna.
(79) What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had?
Phantom of the Opera.
(80) What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning?
Easter.
(81) There are currently no federal holidays during August- what should be put there?
No holiday. There's enough already.
MEMORIES
(82) How good is your short-term memory?
Crap.
(83) How good is your long-term memory?
Good.
(84) What is your earliest memory?
My mom and some other woman looking into my crib and me wrapped into my yellow blanket.
(85) What is your happiest memory?
No idea. Probably something with my family.
(86) What is your strangest memory?
Some weird incidences I still don't quite understand (like the Ludiwg-bird or moving objects)
(87) What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize?
I usually don't have a problem with that.
TEARS
(88) What movie makes/made you cry?
All Dogs Go To Heaven.
(89) What book makes/made you cry?
The Front-Runner.
(90) What song makes/made you cry?
Gloomy Sunday.
(91) What makes/made you laugh so hard you cried?
That picture that was taken of my family and me at "Jurassic Park - The Ride" in LA. I could laugh my ass off right now thinking of it. NYAAAAhahahahaa
Wow, that was long! T_T