AHahahahahaa!!!
May. 22nd, 2001 04:19 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
silversolitaireThis is a quote from amenlover's LJ:
I am pleased to announce that God has entrusted me with His Gospel [...].
So until Jesus returns to take me to Paradise to fly around and sing with the angels of the glory of God the Father I will toil on this cursed earth until all who live and breathe know that Jesus is the only way to escape the snap-crackle-pop of eternal HELL!!! Amen.
[...]
Instead of committing acts of homosexuality and bestiality and attending "churches" which teach everything except the Word of God perhaps your short stay here on earth might be more wisely spent reading the One True Gospel of TRUTH which is written here by me as the purpose of this ministry is to provide for you free of charge THE TRUTH of the Gospel of Salvation through Jesus Christ which also happens to be the same one and only truth that I believe which is a good thing for me thanks to the grace given to me by the The Lord God because having received this truth from God I will not suffer in HELL like most of YOU WILL because most of you will refuse the one Truth and choose to believe a lie!!!
[yes, this is ONE sentence]
so that you can continue to wallow in pornography and homosexuality and abortion. Amen.
Amen, baby!
What a weird, weird dude....
I am pleased to announce that God has entrusted me with His Gospel [...].
So until Jesus returns to take me to Paradise to fly around and sing with the angels of the glory of God the Father I will toil on this cursed earth until all who live and breathe know that Jesus is the only way to escape the snap-crackle-pop of eternal HELL!!! Amen.
[...]
Instead of committing acts of homosexuality and bestiality and attending "churches" which teach everything except the Word of God perhaps your short stay here on earth might be more wisely spent reading the One True Gospel of TRUTH which is written here by me as the purpose of this ministry is to provide for you free of charge THE TRUTH of the Gospel of Salvation through Jesus Christ which also happens to be the same one and only truth that I believe which is a good thing for me thanks to the grace given to me by the The Lord God because having received this truth from God I will not suffer in HELL like most of YOU WILL because most of you will refuse the one Truth and choose to believe a lie!!!
[yes, this is ONE sentence]
so that you can continue to wallow in pornography and homosexuality and abortion. Amen.
Amen, baby!
What a weird, weird dude....
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Oh my good gods.
Date: 2001-05-22 09:34 am (UTC)Good gods.
Goooooood gods. (Yes. Plural.)
general laughter ...
...wow.
How did you stumble across this rare gem?
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Date: 2001-05-22 05:49 pm (UTC)