Best argument against heterosexuality....

Just had the following conversation with my childhood friend who lives with "Al Bundy":

Hey...
Hi, how are you!
I'm sitting here waiting for Tim to arrive with his friends.
What, now? It's almost 1 AM!
Yeah... training took so long and then they went out for a drink.
But... didn't you say you'd spend the evening together?
Yes, I bought all the food and all.
Man, that sucks! And he makes you wait so long!
Actually, I wanted to come along so I could at least join them for dinner, but he cut me off. "Battery's low"...
Asshole.
Now I'm sitting here all evening, getting pissed.
I'd go to bed and leave those suckers alone!!!
[...]
Wait, here he comes. Oh no, he brought his friends! I told him not to!
Tell them to beat it!!! Go to bed, lock the door, put tooth paste in their dessert, just don't sit there!
I could stay and chat with you and let them be...
Yes! Good idea. Do that!
[pause]
No chance...
what?
Gotta go, gonna tell you tomorrow. Shit, they're so drunk...


ARGH!!!! Assholes! All of them!!! >_

Okay, I'm a bit miffish-depressish...

Own word creation here.

Anyway, I hate it when I try to get to know people and fail. I mean, I like to think that I'm an interesting person to be with and to talk to and when someone doesn't catch on then... I don't know. I feel awkward. I just wanted to talk to them, to get to know them and then I was just one of a dozen others and obviously not interesting enough to talk to. That really gets me...

Especially when he's only to me that way. Bad for my self-esteem, bad...

Holy Smoke!

Did that nifty test. Hm, I can live with that! ^_^ HELL, can I live with that!

You live in a Apartment.
You're married to Li.
You drive a BMW.
Your car is the color silver.
You live in the state New York.
Your honeymoon is Paris.
Your occupation is a writer.
You have this many kids: 0 (0 male; 0 female).

Hehehe, actually, after that I took the test a couple of more times. Everything differed greatly, except for my spouse, car and number of kids! Coolies!