*dies laughing*

[silversolitaire]

Male Realdoll

Features:

• Seamless construction: Hands and feet are part of the body, with no seams.
• High quality hand tied human hair wig for completely realistic hairline. These wigs alone cost over $500.00 each and are custom made. For initial Male Realdoll orders, we will accept photographs for reference of hair style until we finalize wig styles for the Male doll.
• Advanced weight reduction technology has enabled us to reduce the Male doll's weight to under 100 lbs. Our estimate for production models is closer to 80 lbs. Based on the size of the Male doll, his actual weight would be 175 lbs.
• Interchangable penis system: Each Male doll will come with a flacid and an erect version of the penis size selected; We currently have 6", 7", and 8" sizes. Custom penis sizes can be discussed on a case by case basis. The male doll can also ejaculate by connecting a remote syringe, and we plan to offer various flavors.
• The Male doll can be equipped with an anal entry. However, this may effect the weight. Please indicate your preference when ordering. The Male doll has the same mouth design as the female dolls, with a soft removable tongue and silicone teeth, and a hinged jaw.

Sounds good, eh?

*chuckles*

Comments

[orangekoi.livejournal.com]

*reads and almost spews coffee all over her keyboard, laughing*

How convenient. And inclusive, too!-- anal entry.

Well, after years of blow-up dolls, I guess this is... progress?

...How did I get here?