I suggest imposing the death penalty on all Barbie doll designers...

[silversolitaire]

... who use satin for their dresses!

I just spent 2 hours dusting my Barbie shelves and I'm FED UP! To the brim! *coughs* Being an allergic asthmatic (not that my mother cares) I had to wear a mask to keep away the dust, which of course made my glasses steam up and drastically reduced the oxygen saturation in my blood! I'm still dizzy! *growls* And can you imagine how difficult it is to get the dust out of satin cloth?? You can't use water, because that would harm the fabric, so you end up going over it with a brush until it gets its original color again. >_<

And the hair! The hair! Until you get it bright and shiny again! *whimper* Thank God I love my Barbies and I sorta enjoy fondling and handling them. Must be some remnant of my childhood...

Oh, and I hate all flies that crap on my dolls' faces! Ick-ick-ick!!!

I definitely need a glass case...

Comments

**snort**

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Leftover from childhood? Sure, Silver, we believe you. It's not as if you like fondling them because you're a perv, you're just in touch with your inner child. :D

Sorry to hear about the dust-mask ordeal, though. Ouch. Sympathyies.

shit!!!

[silversolitaire.livejournal.com]

Man, you blew my cover! I don't like it when people blurt out my fetishes... hehehehe

Re: shit!!!

[kkscatnip.livejournal.com]

sillverrr!! you should have told me sooner... *gives a sexy look*

Re: shit!!!

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

<your evil laughter here> Nananana, I exposed Silver! ;D