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Mar. 19th, 2004 12:05 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean:
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back!
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back!
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Date: 2004-03-18 08:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-03-18 11:00 pm (UTC)God will smite them down for each sperm that's spilt in vain.
There's no end to the wisdom of Monty Python. :-D
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Date: 2004-04-15 10:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-04-17 08:24 pm (UTC)I'm just doin the rounds of people whom is interested in comics letting em know about my strip called Re_eVoLuTion which I have just put on line....
http://www.geocities.com/vision_comics_re_evolution/
I,m currently working on new pages and on a film based on the strip.
Hope u enjoy it tell ya friends, let me know what you think
HaVe HoPe........Martin.