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[silversolitaire]

Computers are female!

• Nobody but their creator understands their internal logic.


• The language they're using to communicate with each other is incomprehensible to anyone else.


• Even the slightest mistakes is memorized to all eternity.


• As soon as you've decided to get one you end up spending half your salary on extensions and additional components.

Computers are male!

• To get their attention you have to turn them on.


• They've got access to a lot of data but don't know what to do with it.


• They're supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they're causing them.


• As soon as you've decided on getting one you realize you could have gotten a better one if you had waited a little longer.