>_<...!!!!!!!!!!!!

[silversolitaire]

Ever since we got a new couch granny is going mental! I knew that the combination of granny + compulsory cleaning + white couch = bad. So, she already screamed in horror when she arrived here and saw the white couch. And now she complains about EVERYthing I put down here! I open a water bottle and place the cap on the arm rest, she complains. I put down my (closed) pen on the couch, she complains. And so on >_<. And now, to top it all off, she moved my wooden plate which I had put on the arm rest and there was nothing on it that was even remotely endangering the couch except for a few leftover salt grains from my pretzel. So, she moved that plate and all the salt grains slipped into my coffee >_