RO babble

[silversolitaire]

I got my lunatic to talk. Now how do I get him to shut up again??? He's so embarrassing! He keeps saying embarrassing things in public, he insinuates things, he's loud, obnoxious and clearly insane! *snuggles* But I wuvs him!

Watson's Greatest Hits:

• "Hello there... yes you with the smiley face... you're scaring me, plz turn away!"


• "'BURP* Excuse me... all those carrots... I get no protein."


• "Look at me! I'm the sexiest Lunatic alive! *squeak*"


• "HAHAHHAAHHAHAH! GOOD KILL!"


• "OH HOLY CARROT! Bwahahahahah..."


• "Why do lunatics have feathers? We're not birds... are we?"


• "Step behind me, I'll cover you!"


• "Ya ya go kill him, I'll be here digesting."


• "I'm bored... can we stop killing the monsters now?"


• "Lalala... mmmmmmmmmmmm....... why am I called a lunatic? BWAHAHAHAH!"


• [while sitting around] "So many things to do, huh?"


• "Right hook, no left! no jab him... ok ok I will let u fight them alone"


• "Be werry werry quiet, he's needs to feed his wabbit. BWAHAHAH


• [upon killing a poring] "I think I shall now be sick..."


• "Ohohohoh, don't walk so fast, I've got short legs!"


• [upon feeding] "Tasty like eyeballs."


• "More, more, more! For the love of God, MORE!"


• "I'm not fat, I just have a really poofy hairstyle!"


• Don't your legs hurt? Mine do.

Comments

ROFLMAO

[eaeelil.livejournal.com]

Oh gods, that’s hilarious! oh my! If pet food wasn't so expensive I’d get a lunatic or a smokie

Re: ROFLMAO

[silversolitaire.livejournal.com]

It's not that expensive to feed lunatics or porings. They both drink juice, the former carrot juice, the latter apple juice.