Homophobes 0 - Alternative Lifestyle 1

[silversolitaire]

Discussing a picture of a woman at work with my favorite homophobe:

He: "She looks horny."
Me: "She does not!"
He: "You're a woman, you can't tell!"
Me: "And why can't I?"
He: "You haven't seen horny women yet!"
Me: "Of course I have!"
He: "But you don't see them the way I do."
Me: "And what makes you so special?"
He: "Because I'm a man! You couldn't tell... Unless you're a lesbian."
Me: "What makes you think I'm not?"
He: "... Okay... Uhm... I hadn't considered this... eh... In this case, you win."
Me: "Strike! Then it was worth it!"

XD! I'm not going to bother to explain to him the concept of bigender and bisexuality. Let him think I'm a lesbian. It was worth it! *giggles*

Comments

[kmazzy.livejournal.com]

hooray! kick the homophobe's ass in a non violent and clever way. hooray again.

*hugs*

[tomkayito.livejournal.com]

WooHoo, points for you!

Silly guy, he'll learn someday... or maybe not... Either way, Yay for our side! ^_~

*glomps*

[gareon.livejournal.com]

um.

why, arent you a lesbian?

*confused*

[silversolitaire.livejournal.com]

Well, technically, no, because I like both girls and boys. Dated a girl for four years, now I'm dating a guy (well, two, to be precise). Never mind the fact that I feel and act like a man when I'm with guys, but I doubt a homophobe would get that concept. ^_~

[panda-monium.livejournal.com]

Hehehehe go Silver!