Silly instructions

[silversolitaire]

Heh... just found them on a website. I've read some of them before, but I don't know if they're actually real. could be. But they're funny! XD

• On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists - REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.


• On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink - AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.


• On a New Zealand insect spray - THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.


• On a Japanese product used to relieve painful haemorrhoids LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP QUIET.


• On a bag of Fritos - YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE.


• On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box) -DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.


• On Sainsbury's peanuts - WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS.


• On an American Airlines packet of nuts INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS.


• On some frozen dinners SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST.


• On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY.


• On Nytol sleep aid WARNING MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS.