Conversation with the Granny, aka. -.-;;;;

[silversolitaire]

She's been here for four hours now and she already insulted my hair, my clothes, my habits, my room, my friends and my art. Gah!

"Why did you dye your hair THIS color?" [we all knew it had to happen]
"Because I think it looks pretty?"
"But you used to be BLONDE! GOLD blonde!"
"-.-;;; I was 4 then."
"But it looked so pretty."
"I don't like it anymore!"
"You liked it as a child!"
"I liked eating worms too!"
"..."
"-.-;;;"

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"You should go outside more. You're too pale."
"I don't want to go outside."
"You never go outside! No wonder your knee hurts!"
"-.-;;;"

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"Did you paint that?"
"Yeah."
"What IS it?"
"-.-;;;"

*sigh*

Comments

[no-ron.livejournal.com]

rotf! i love it.. :)

[sandrine]

*hugs* Poor you! I can imagine how thoroughly annoying that must be. Great comeback with the worms line, though! *giggles*

[panda-monium.livejournal.com]

Gah. *hugs* My grandparents were nags too -_- I know someone already said this, but love the worm line. Nyahaha.

[marcyleecorgan.livejournal.com]

*hugs* argh that must be terrible!!! well at least you're not saving your grandparents' marriage.

[animefreak72.livejournal.com]

I completley understand what you're going through.Good luck.