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silversolitaireI've got a new pal. He probably doesn't even know who the fuck I am and where the hell I'm coming from. Well, neither do I! hehehe But I've taken a strange liking in him and to honor this new solitary union, I'm going to steal his survey right away! 
SECTION I - MONTY PYTHON
1. Who are you?
Silver Solitaire, Slyth Bitch and Psycho Poptart First Grade
2. What is your quest?
To stop the pain.
3. What is your favorite color?
Purple.
4. Now that we're past the Monty Python section of the quiz...what is the greatest movie you have ever seen?
Velvet Goldmine
SECTION II - YOUR OPINION
5. Your opinion on drug legalization is...?
Legalize it! It won't change anything.
6. Your opinion on porn is...?
Yummy when tasteful. Easy way to get off.
7. Your opinion of the person you took this quiz from is...?
He seems to be fun ^_^
8. Your opinion of life is...?
A long hard road out of hell.
9. Your opinion of America is...?
Bunch of stupid uneducated gits who think they're the greatest.
10. Your opinion of gay people is...?
We rule the world. They're inspirational, creative people.
11. Your opinion of sodomy, S/M, and other such things is...?
Kinky.
12. Your opinion of religion is...?
Inspiring, but too many morons in charge.
13. Your opinion of television is...?
Sometimes they're high, sometimes they're low.
14. Your opinion of pop music is...?
Ehem... well, some songs... but not all.
SECTION III - Music
15. What is the best album you've ever bought for you, personally?
Rammstein - Live aus Berlin
16. What is the best album ever released?
Ugh... I'm not good at superlatives
17. Who is your favorite band?
Rammstein
18. If someone needs a glave shoved up their ass for the music they create right now, who is it?
Westlife
19. Will you be buying Eels' new album Divine Comedy when it comes out on the 12th of March (the correct answer is yes)?
No idea.
20. Do you like Christian music?
No way!
21. Do you like Creed?
Yeah, they're fine.
22. Do you like 'evil' music?
I am evil, of course I do!
23. Do you like Pop Will Eat Itself?
What the hell is that?
24. What do you think of Marilyn Manson?
I love him.
SECTION IV - OTHER OPINIONS
25. What was the cause of Columbine in your opinion?
Whatever it was, it was NOT Marilyn Manson or Rammstein
26. Should there be more gun control nationally?
Yes. Absolutely. Idiots shouldn't carry guns.
27. Are you paranoid (or, do you think the government is after you)?
No.
28. Do you believe in black helicopters?
LOL, no.
29. Is America falling apart?
Yes, and so is Life, the Universe and Everything.
30. Make a statement on the recent bombing of Iraq.
*switch on sarcasm mode* Way ta goooooh, Georgie-boy, my ass.
SECTION V - SEX IS GOOD!
31. What types of people do you/would you like to have sex with?
Mega babes. Sexy dark haired women with milk-white or cinnamon tanned skin, almond shaped eyes, long legs, sensual lips... *moans*... or, if I feel like a guy, a cute Bishounen would do, too. But only in theory.
32. Do you masturbate? Often?
Yeah... guess so...
33. Are you lying?
No.
34. What is 'too far' in acting out sexual desires?
When it hurts others.
35. Would you have sex with George W. Bush?
Not right now, thanks.
36. Would you have sex with his mother, Barbara Bush?
Nyahahaha... well, I like older women, but not half-dead!
37. What is your opinion of cross-breeding in fanfiction for series like Pokemon, Digimon, etc. (DO NOT ANSWER THIS QUESTION IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT)?
I swear, he's not talking English!
38. What is your general opinion of Beastiality?
Hm... respect animals. That's all I'm going to say. *whispers bird-smut, bird-smut*
39. What is your opinion of sex toys?
Wowsers.
40. Have you ever had an STD?
Nope.
41. Do you know anyone who has had an STD?
Not that I'm aware of.
42. Have you ever been arrested for a sexual act?
Hahaha, no.
43. What is the best form of contraception save abstinence?
Gay sex. Oral sex.
44. Are you a virgin who just waded through the above questions annoyed?
No sir! ^_^
SECTION I - MONTY PYTHON
1. Who are you?
Silver Solitaire, Slyth Bitch and Psycho Poptart First Grade
2. What is your quest?
To stop the pain.
3. What is your favorite color?
Purple.
4. Now that we're past the Monty Python section of the quiz...what is the greatest movie you have ever seen?
Velvet Goldmine
SECTION II - YOUR OPINION
5. Your opinion on drug legalization is...?
Legalize it! It won't change anything.
6. Your opinion on porn is...?
Yummy when tasteful. Easy way to get off.
7. Your opinion of the person you took this quiz from is...?
He seems to be fun ^_^
8. Your opinion of life is...?
A long hard road out of hell.
9. Your opinion of America is...?
Bunch of stupid uneducated gits who think they're the greatest.
10. Your opinion of gay people is...?
We rule the world. They're inspirational, creative people.
11. Your opinion of sodomy, S/M, and other such things is...?
Kinky.
12. Your opinion of religion is...?
Inspiring, but too many morons in charge.
13. Your opinion of television is...?
Sometimes they're high, sometimes they're low.
14. Your opinion of pop music is...?
Ehem... well, some songs... but not all.
SECTION III - Music
15. What is the best album you've ever bought for you, personally?
Rammstein - Live aus Berlin
16. What is the best album ever released?
Ugh... I'm not good at superlatives
17. Who is your favorite band?
Rammstein
18. If someone needs a glave shoved up their ass for the music they create right now, who is it?
Westlife
19. Will you be buying Eels' new album Divine Comedy when it comes out on the 12th of March (the correct answer is yes)?
No idea.
20. Do you like Christian music?
No way!
21. Do you like Creed?
Yeah, they're fine.
22. Do you like 'evil' music?
I am evil, of course I do!
23. Do you like Pop Will Eat Itself?
What the hell is that?
24. What do you think of Marilyn Manson?
I love him.
SECTION IV - OTHER OPINIONS
25. What was the cause of Columbine in your opinion?
Whatever it was, it was NOT Marilyn Manson or Rammstein
26. Should there be more gun control nationally?
Yes. Absolutely. Idiots shouldn't carry guns.
27. Are you paranoid (or, do you think the government is after you)?
No.
28. Do you believe in black helicopters?
LOL, no.
29. Is America falling apart?
Yes, and so is Life, the Universe and Everything.
30. Make a statement on the recent bombing of Iraq.
*switch on sarcasm mode* Way ta goooooh, Georgie-boy, my ass.
SECTION V - SEX IS GOOD!
31. What types of people do you/would you like to have sex with?
Mega babes. Sexy dark haired women with milk-white or cinnamon tanned skin, almond shaped eyes, long legs, sensual lips... *moans*... or, if I feel like a guy, a cute Bishounen would do, too. But only in theory.
32. Do you masturbate? Often?
Yeah... guess so...
33. Are you lying?
No.
34. What is 'too far' in acting out sexual desires?
When it hurts others.
35. Would you have sex with George W. Bush?
Not right now, thanks.
36. Would you have sex with his mother, Barbara Bush?
Nyahahaha... well, I like older women, but not half-dead!
37. What is your opinion of cross-breeding in fanfiction for series like Pokemon, Digimon, etc. (DO NOT ANSWER THIS QUESTION IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT)?
I swear, he's not talking English!
38. What is your general opinion of Beastiality?
Hm... respect animals. That's all I'm going to say. *whispers bird-smut, bird-smut*
39. What is your opinion of sex toys?
Wowsers.
40. Have you ever had an STD?
Nope.
41. Do you know anyone who has had an STD?
Not that I'm aware of.
42. Have you ever been arrested for a sexual act?
Hahaha, no.
43. What is the best form of contraception save abstinence?
Gay sex. Oral sex.
44. Are you a virgin who just waded through the above questions annoyed?
No sir! ^_^
