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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT Women and be POLITICALLY CORRECT:

She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER
She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.

She is not EASY
She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

She does not TEASE or FLIRT
She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.

She is not DUMB
She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

She has not BEEN AROUND
She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

She does not GET YOU EXCITED
She causes TEMPORARY BLOOD DISPLACEMENT.

She is not KINKY
She is a CREATIVE CARETAKER.

She is not an AIRHEAD
She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY
She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

She is not HORNY
She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.

She does not NAG YOU
She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE

She is not a TWO BIT WHORE
She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN and be POLITICALLY CORRECT:

He does not have a BEER GUT
He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY

He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME
He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS

He is not BALDING
He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION

He is not a CRADLE ROBBER
He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS

He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK
He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL

He does not act like a TOTAL ASS
He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION

He is not a SEX MACHINE
He is ROMANTICALLY AUTOMATED

He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG
He has SWINE EMPATHY

He is not afraid of COMMITMENT
He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED

He does not UNDRESS YOU WITH HIS EYES
He has an INTROSPECTIVE GRAPHIC MOMENTS