*screams in frustration*

[silversolitaire]

My granny:

"Why do you color your hair? You used to be BLONDE!"
"I was a toddler then!"
"No... on that picture that I have... where you're with aunt Dorothy and Bebe. You're blonde there!"
"I was FIVE on that picture!!!"
"Still, you were blonde."
"So? I no longer am! I started darkening when I was 10! I haven't been blonde ever since I entered puberty."
"Why don't you bleach it then?"
*stares* "Because I don't WANT to be blonde!!!"
"And why not? Nobody in our family has red hair..."
*groans*

I shall be gladly returning home tomorrow... T_T

While I'm at it, another granny story from New Year's Eve:

I noticed that I had gotten my period. Quite unexpectedly to boot. I noticed 10 mins. before the stores closed and my dad was in a store to get matches. So I called him up, quietly, asking him to bring me some tampons. Unfortunately, my granny was in the bathroom which is right next to the phone. A moment later, her voice rung through the apartment,
"SHAMPOOOO??? What to you need shampoo for?? We have shampooooo!!!"
"No, Granny. No shampoo."
"What then???"
*mumble*
"TAMPONS??? What's THAT???"
*dies under the laughter of brother and uncle*

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Or that!

*watching TV*
"Bisexual?? What's that?"
"... That's when you like boys and girls."
"Oh... And why?"
"No idea why. Just happens."

*'sighs* My granny... gotta love her.