LOL Paris!

Yeah, we all knew Paris Hilton wasn't the brightest bulb in the box, but these quotes really take the cake! XD

"It is like a weird Greek name. Like Douglas."

"Were there U.K. publications?" - "No... there is stuff in London." - "London is a U.K. publication." - "Right. U.K. Whatever."

"I was in Europe the whole summer, and all there is is like French -- I didn't see anything because I wasn't in America."

"I just said to her... she is old and should stay at home with her child instead of being at nightclubs with young people. And just that -- I just - what else did I say? Just that she is not cute at all."

"He said that she was going to do voodoo on me. And I kind of do believe in that stuff a little bit, so I was a little bit scared about that..."

"I meet so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names."

"I would never say stalking. I'm not a dude. Like, I think a girl can only stalk a guy. She can't really stalk another girl."

"Whatever I write in e-mail, it doesn't mean anything. It is just words I write."

Quotes taken from this article.