Where are the John Wilkes Booths when you need them? *looks around* Do I have to go to jail now for saying that? >_> Meh... this makes me so angry. I'm just saying that if ANY of you on this list who constantly complain about certain people and have suffrage in the US they should fucking move their asses next year, register to vote and GO VOTE!!! Not going to elections is exactly what causes all this fucking shit. Most people with liberal views think voting is for poopyheads and just don't go vote. And then the world is stuck with this. So, fucking accept your responsibilities and do something!
Oct. 15th, 2003
Nyahahaha *dies laughing* I just heard in the news that in the province of Jaemtland, Sweden hikers found 70 pairs of shoes filled with butter on top of a mountain. And nobody knows what they're doing there! hahahhahaha *wipes away tears* I'm so easily amused...
News item here
More odd news...
Man Attacks Stain in Trousers...Destroys Apartment
Mon October 13, 2003 10:36 AM ET
MOSCOW (Reuters) - A Russian man may wish he had stuck with having dirty trousers after an imaginative attempt to purge a stubborn paint stain on them destroyed his apartment.
The unnamed Muscovite added a liter of petrol to his washing machine to help dissolve the stain, Itar-Tass news agency reported Monday, but the ensuing explosion wrecked his kitchen and demolished two internal walls.
Moscow police confirmed there had been an explosion in a south-eastern Moscow apartment, but would not comment on the cause.
Police Nab Vicious Crow by Getting It Drunk
Tue October 14, 2003 10:50 AM ET
BERLIN (Reuters) - German police apprehended a vicious crow which was attacking passers-by by getting it drunk on bait laced with alcohol, authorities said Monday.
The bird eluded its captors after attacking a woman and a young girl at the weekend until cat food soaked in high-alcohol fruit schnapps proved too tempting to resist.
"The crow was completely smashed," said a spokesman for police in the western city of Dortmund.
Police said the crow was sleeping off its hangover in a local animal home.
And a wonderful news item:
J.K. Rowling allowed German magazines that are sold by homeless on the street to publish the first chapter of HP#5 ahead of the German release date. That's wonderful. I'm glad she hasn't forgotten about the homeless. I hope sales are going good for them for this issue. They get to keep a large portion of the price paid for themselves. That's good. *nods*
Okay I'm done with my news spam now... I was really just looking for that news item about Roy that I missed when I had the volumn off on the tube. When I looked the report already was over >_<.
News item here
More odd news...
Man Attacks Stain in Trousers...Destroys Apartment
Mon October 13, 2003 10:36 AM ET
MOSCOW (Reuters) - A Russian man may wish he had stuck with having dirty trousers after an imaginative attempt to purge a stubborn paint stain on them destroyed his apartment.
The unnamed Muscovite added a liter of petrol to his washing machine to help dissolve the stain, Itar-Tass news agency reported Monday, but the ensuing explosion wrecked his kitchen and demolished two internal walls.
Moscow police confirmed there had been an explosion in a south-eastern Moscow apartment, but would not comment on the cause.
Police Nab Vicious Crow by Getting It Drunk
Tue October 14, 2003 10:50 AM ET
BERLIN (Reuters) - German police apprehended a vicious crow which was attacking passers-by by getting it drunk on bait laced with alcohol, authorities said Monday.
The bird eluded its captors after attacking a woman and a young girl at the weekend until cat food soaked in high-alcohol fruit schnapps proved too tempting to resist.
"The crow was completely smashed," said a spokesman for police in the western city of Dortmund.
Police said the crow was sleeping off its hangover in a local animal home.
And a wonderful news item:
J.K. Rowling allowed German magazines that are sold by homeless on the street to publish the first chapter of HP#5 ahead of the German release date. That's wonderful. I'm glad she hasn't forgotten about the homeless. I hope sales are going good for them for this issue. They get to keep a large portion of the price paid for themselves. That's good. *nods*
Okay I'm done with my news spam now... I was really just looking for that news item about Roy that I missed when I had the volumn off on the tube. When I looked the report already was over >_<.