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May. 16th, 2003
Salomé... -_-
May. 16th, 2003 12:27 pmOkay, so I have to admit it. I'm sometimes watching it. Just because... okay, I like cheesy telenovelas. I already wrote about how much I liked Corazon Salvajé and this kinda reminded me of it, so I watched a bit. But seriously, how much pain can I take? Urgh... it's just really bad. I only get to see it on Friday and sometimes on Monday, so naturally I don't really know what's going on. But some scenes are just so... UGHA! Before all that I could watch it just fine. Just enjoying some light entertainment.
But then they had to introduce a gay character and that was simply too much. He was introduced when Hunky Guy (aka. the matador even though he's never seen bullfighting, but still wears the dress all the time, aka. the Latin lover because he actually is kinda good-looking in a slimey sense, aka. the romantic singer) was singing some cheesy song. I was kinda walking and it just screamed gay. And then he talked and it was this hushed, effeminate, overly queer sort of talking. And of course, he was gay. And of course he scares Hunky Guy out of his pants with his appearance. And it turns out that Gay Guy fooled Hunky Guy into having sex with him in one drunken night and now of course has turned into an obsessed stalker. Since yeah, we all know that all queers are silly faggots who stalk poor straight men and want to kill all women, got it?
So, Hunky Guy lets Gay Guy know that he has no chance. "Listen, I'm not gay, okay? I'm a REAL guy. I don't do things like that!" (Uh, didn't he actually?) and Gay Guy runs off crying like a little girl. Later, Gay Guy is talking to his mother and... uh, is that him? He's actually in full drag, looking pretty much like a woman. Impressive. The only way he gives himself away is that he still has this effeminate manner of speech. He says to his mother, "I don't know if you knew... but I'm a dancer in a travesty show." (No, reeeeeeally???) And once more he declares his love for Hunky Guy.
Now, cut. Missed a bunch of episodes so I have no frigging clue what's going on at all. But I see Hunky Guy who's sitting there with his... girlfriend? She is really ugly and probably 10 years his senior! But, okay. And suddenly she grabs her heart and screams and then she grabs her head and screams. And then we see Gay Guy in some darkened room, stabbing pins into a voodoo doll! -.-;;;; Now I would love to know how he managed to learn voodoo so fast and that it works too! But of course, as predicted he turns into a mad stalker, ready to kill that girlfriend. And of course Hunky Guy knows it all and rushes home to beat up Gay Guy (who again cries like a little girl).
And now... I've got a headache. *groans*
But then they had to introduce a gay character and that was simply too much. He was introduced when Hunky Guy (aka. the matador even though he's never seen bullfighting, but still wears the dress all the time, aka. the Latin lover because he actually is kinda good-looking in a slimey sense, aka. the romantic singer) was singing some cheesy song. I was kinda walking and it just screamed gay. And then he talked and it was this hushed, effeminate, overly queer sort of talking. And of course, he was gay. And of course he scares Hunky Guy out of his pants with his appearance. And it turns out that Gay Guy fooled Hunky Guy into having sex with him in one drunken night and now of course has turned into an obsessed stalker. Since yeah, we all know that all queers are silly faggots who stalk poor straight men and want to kill all women, got it?
So, Hunky Guy lets Gay Guy know that he has no chance. "Listen, I'm not gay, okay? I'm a REAL guy. I don't do things like that!" (Uh, didn't he actually?) and Gay Guy runs off crying like a little girl. Later, Gay Guy is talking to his mother and... uh, is that him? He's actually in full drag, looking pretty much like a woman. Impressive. The only way he gives himself away is that he still has this effeminate manner of speech. He says to his mother, "I don't know if you knew... but I'm a dancer in a travesty show." (No, reeeeeeally???) And once more he declares his love for Hunky Guy.
Now, cut. Missed a bunch of episodes so I have no frigging clue what's going on at all. But I see Hunky Guy who's sitting there with his... girlfriend? She is really ugly and probably 10 years his senior! But, okay. And suddenly she grabs her heart and screams and then she grabs her head and screams. And then we see Gay Guy in some darkened room, stabbing pins into a voodoo doll! -.-;;;; Now I would love to know how he managed to learn voodoo so fast and that it works too! But of course, as predicted he turns into a mad stalker, ready to kill that girlfriend. And of course Hunky Guy knows it all and rushes home to beat up Gay Guy (who again cries like a little girl).
And now... I've got a headache. *groans*
