Homophobes 0 - Alternative Lifestyle 1

Discussing a picture of a woman at work with my favorite homophobe:

He: "She looks horny."
Me: "She does not!"
He: "You're a woman, you can't tell!"
Me: "And why can't I?"
He: "You haven't seen horny women yet!"
Me: "Of course I have!"
He: "But you don't see them the way I do."
Me: "And what makes you so special?"
He: "Because I'm a man! You couldn't tell... Unless you're a lesbian."
Me: "What makes you think I'm not?"
He: "... Okay... Uhm... I hadn't considered this... eh... In this case, you win."
Me: "Strike! Then it was worth it!"

XD! I'm not going to bother to explain to him the concept of bigender and bisexuality. Let him think I'm a lesbian. It was worth it! *giggles*