Nicked from pikachan...

Now... to put on homepage or not to put, that is the question... I feel so old... T_T

Let's see the nifty info...

Famous birthdays: [edited]

Beatrix Potter weeeeeeeeh!
Captain James T. Kirk the fuck? why hasn't anybody ever told me this?
Jacqueline Kennedy Onasis which would explain my depressions...

That's it, I always knew that barely anyone really cool shared my b-day... x_x But I know Bach died that day. I think... Was it Bach? Well, someone like that... Let's go on.

Famous Events: [edited]

Potoatoes 1st brought to Europe (1586) geez, glad we got that sorted out...
Minimum Wage Act established, Hamburger created (1900) woot! too bad i don't eat burgers...
B52 Bomber accidently hit the Empire State Building o.o
Cyrano de Bergerac died (1655) kick ass! i'm his reincarnation!!!
Disney´s Alice in Wonderland premiered (1951) nice one...
Johann Sebastian Bach died (1750) hah!!! i KNEW it!
Maximilien Robespierre guillotined (1794) oh right! forgot about that one! je suis his reincarnation, too! wait... that makes two. does that mean i'm french...?
Coke 1st sold at the Olympics (1928) uh... cool, always wondered about that one!...
Noah opened the window of the ark (2348 BCE) !!!! o_O

Heh... funny...

Has anyone seen this?

Am I the only one who thinks this is plain silly?

Atricious - Anti-Porn

This is just ridiculous...

Hm, smart...

"Your reality, Sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever."
- Baron Munchausen, 'The Adventures of Baron Munchausen'

This is so cute... Scroll all the way down to read about gay penguins.

From: News and Views | City Beat |
Thursday, February 14, 2002

Penguins in Sex Flap
Aquarium lust on rocks
By BILL FARRELL
Daily News Staff Writer

Promiscuous female penguins have transformed the New York Aquarium into an ornithological "Sex and the City" episode.

The problem is numbers: There are 22 males in the black-footed penguin colony — and 10 females.

The usually monogamous females have become fair-feathered love machines, aquarium officials say.

"It's definitely the females who are initiating the activity," said Gina Fisher, a caretaker at the Coney Island aquarium. "Some of them share time with as many as three or four males in a day."

One of the most footloose is Gomez, who spends her days nest-hopping before returning to the home carved in a cliff she has shared with her mate, Giovanni, for three years.

"She'll approach their nest and they'll start ... prancing around and puffing up, showing their interest," Fisher said. "Then one thing leads to another."

One reason for the lopsided population is the aquarium's decision two years ago to give the penguins' newly laid eggs to other aquariums.


Do I Make You Orni, Baby? Penguins
get cozy at the New York Aquarium.

While the experts say the females are simply making the most of their numerical advantage, others see opportunists squawking for a nicer nest.

Take Clarice, who lives with Albert in a penthouse hutch but is angling for Dollface's sunnier digs two doors down.

Unruffled by all the funny business are Wendell and Cass, two 15-year-old males who have shared the same nest for eight years.

"They are totally devoted to each other," Fisher said. "They never leave each other's side and have the neatest nest in the colony."

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