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I feel terrible, I feel ugly. I feel like my skin pores are HUGE, like I look like an ogre... I'm putting on clear-up strips now. I will tweeze my eyebrows and put on lotions. But it won't help... I feel ugly... I hate that feeling. I need a beauty treatment. But I can't afford one. I feel hideous...

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Liv Tyler has a lisper... o.o

Or a very very slurry pronunciation...

Nyahahaaa!!!

I'm checking out the imdb-pro tour and there they show the "weekly STARmeter". It amuses me greatly.

#1 (previously 1) Daniel Radcliff (Harry Potter)
#2 (previously 4) Brad Pitt
#3 (previously 2) Emma Watson (Hermione Granger)
#4 (previously 3) Alan Rickman (Severus Snape)
#5 (previously 30) Sean Biggerstaff (OIiver Wood)
#6 (previously 9) Robbie Coltrane (Hagrid)
#7 (previously 14) Rupert Grint (Ron Weasley)

etc.

12 vs. 37. Fun! hahaha

Hmm, Elijah Wood moved from 49 to 24. Wanna bet when he zooms up to #1? *snerkage*

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I can't find my Stylus... DAMNIT! I wanted to paint... ó_ò;...

What a weird weird night this has been...

Last night must have been one of the strangest nights in a long long time... *sighs*

At midnight, I said good night to Fleur and then proceeded with getting bored quietly.
At 1 AM, I was watching stupid sit-coms, gathering dust.
At 2 AM, I thought about going to bed.
At 2:13, I had a brilliant idea for a picture and started sketching.
At 2:47, I wanted to color it with my tablet, but couldn't find my stylus.
At 3:04, I did go to bed after all.
At 3:34, my mom came into my room, all panicky because my brother still hadn't returned and outside was a goddamn blizzard.
At 3:47, I was kinda nervous, too, already picturing him lying dead somewhere along the road while my mom was roaming through the house restlessly.
At 3:52, Sherlock realized something was wrong and decided to go crazy.
At 4:02, I convinced my mom to call my bro's friend's house to see when he left. We learnt (from a sleepy father) that he just left.
At 4:08, I was back in bed, freezing my ass off and waiting for my bro.
At 4:14, there was an earth-shattering noise which later turned out to be a box of bricks that Sherlock had found on the attic and thrown down.
At 4:23, my mom woke me from my tentative snooze to tell my bro's car had pulled up in the drive way.
At 4:25, my bro finally came home.
At 4:28, my mom was yelling at my bro how nervous he had made her.
At 4:41, Sherlock decided to pay me a visit.
At 4:41 and 15 seconds, I kicked him out again.
At 5:00, I was still lying awake in my bed, laughing my ass off.
and then...
At 9:04, Sherlock started a second assault and finally made me get up.

Ergo... I'm bushed... gah.

*dies laughing*

Apparently, my old school sent out Christmas cards that has some sort of Christmassy setting. To achieve the snowy effect, they used sugar. Of course, the art teacher enslaved the students to make those cards (I know that since I used to be one of them) and those student did a crappy job. Thus, the sugar left their confinement and was moving around in the letter. Now, most of the people who got this card - seeing this white powder in a letter - started to panic and sent the card to the police, thinking they fell victim to an anthrax attack! HAHAHHAHAAA! I can see my old headmaster now! Hahahhaa!!! It was even in the newspapers! *snerkage*

Maybe I should notify some television station... *chuckles*

I mean how stupid can you be? There you are, some average joe in some tiny hamlet somewhere in the middle of nowhere, receiving a xmas greeting from the local highschool and you assume it could actually be anthrax? Like, you're so important? Yeah right...

LOL!

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*taps toes impatiently* I've finally found someone to transfer Dragon Pink 3 to me and now it's taking forever! T_T If this guy leaves within the next 20 mins. I'm gonna cry! I just wanna see the last 5 mins! 5 frigging minutes! PLEASE!!!!

My current playlist...

Cartoni Animati - DragonBall GT Sigla Originale
Gorillaz & D12 feat. Terry Hall - 911
"A" - I love Lake Tahoe
Papa Levante - Practicar Sexo
Daft Punk - One More Time
Ramones - Pet Sematary (live)
Bono Vox & Frank Sinatra - I've Got You Under My Skin
Tiri Te Kanawa - O Mio Babbino Caro (A Room With A View OST)
Sophie Ellis Bexter - Take Me Home
Frank Sinatra & Bing Crosby - Well Did You Evah
Aerosmith - I Don't Want To Miss A Thing
Michael Feinstein - I've Grown Accustomed To Her Face
Daft Punk - Digital Love
Madness - It Must Be Love
Elmar Fudd - Kill the Wabbit (Metallica style)
Gravitation - Spicy Marmelade
Weird Al Yankovic - Bohemian Polka
Record of Lodoss War (OST) - Adesso E Fortuna
E Nomine - Vater Unser

Can you tell I'm weird? hahahah

Hmmm... I've got English, I've got Spanish, I've got German, Italian and Japanese... I need more languages. Suggestions, anyone? Good songs?

What's Opera, Doc?

Lyrics to "What's Opera, Doc?"
Featuring Bugs Bunny (Mel Blanc), and Elmer Fudd (Arthur Q Bryant)

Elmer: Be vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits.
(spoken) WABBIT TWACKS!! WABBIT HOLE!!
(thrusting spear) KILL THE WABBIT! KILL THE WABBIT! KILL THE WABBIT!

Bugs: (spoken): Kill the wabbit?

Elmer: YO HO HO! YO HO HO! YO HO...

Bugs: Oh mighty warrior of great fighting stock
Might I inquire to ask eh... what's up doc?

Elmer: I'm going to kill the wabbit!

Bugs: O mighty warrior, 'twill be quite a task
How will you do it, might I inquire to ask?

E: I will do it with my spear and magic helmet.

B: Spear and magic helmet?

E: Spear and magic helmet.

B: Magic helmet?

E: Magic helmet!

B (spoken, disparagingly): Magic helmet.

E: Yes, magic helmet, and I give you a sample!
(exit Bugs at warp speed)

E (spoken): That was the wabbit!

(Then a chase, followed by:)

E: Oh, Bwoonhilda, you're so wovely.

B: Yes, I know it, I can't help it.

E: Oh, Bwoonhilda, be my wove...
(A dance, then... )

E: Weturn, my wove... a fire burning inside me...

B: Return my luv, I want you always bee-side me.

E: Wove wike ours must be...

B: Made fer you and fer me...

E & B : Return, won't you return my love... for my love is yours.

(While singing, they embrace. Bug's helm falls to the ground... revealing his ears)

Elmer (spoken, outraged): I'll KILL the wabbit!!

E (spoken): North winds bwow, south winds bwow. Typhoons, Hurricanes... Earthquakes!! SMOG!!!!!!

E (spoken): Stwike wigtning, stwike the wabbit!!

(Lightning flashes, striking in the distance -- now moving in, we see the limp and lifeless form of Bugs -- a drop of water clings to a crushed flower)

E: What have I done?.... I've killed the wabbit... Poor wittle bunny... (sob)

(Bugs is carried off in Elmer's arms... )

B (spoken): Well, what did you expect from an opera, a happy ending?

------------------- The End... That's all Folks -------------

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Im boooooooored.... so booooooooooooored....