Dec. 5th, 2001

silversolitaire: (d'oh!)
Skipped translation class again, but I really need to work on my presentation now... *sighs*
silversolitaire: (d'oh!)
This just came in on hpslash and snapeslash. Why can't people mind their own damned business? Aw well. I doubt anything will come from this, but it annoys me nonetheless. Assholes, all of them.

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(forwarded from a Star Trek list)

Dear Fellow writers,

It has recently come to my attention that there now exists Harry
Potter Slash Fiction.ÿ

As you know,I too write an occassional piece of adult slash fiction
and believe that in fiction concerning adult characters in adult
situations where there is mutual consent this is fine as long as
disclaimers for the website is prominent and clear.ÿ As in...If you
are under 18 skiddaddle.

However, under a search in Yahoo for "Harry Potter Fan Fiction"

Many of the sites contain no such warnings.ÿ Many of the situations
are children having sex with children, along with adults having sex
with children along with bondage and violence and abuse and suicide.ÿ

These are very dark themes complete with graphic art.ÿ And as I said
before...there are absolutely no warnings on more than one site.ÿ
Some have " This is a slash site" on them.ÿ However, I want you to
think of the age of the children cruising these sites.ÿ I was 39
years old before I knew what slash was when applied as a label to
fiction.

Harry Potter was a series devoted to children audiences.ÿ Hollywood
has put together a movie for family audiences.ÿ And the commercial
hype is aimed right at children.ÿ

A simple search popped up more than six web sites with slash on
them.ÿ The people searching for these sites would be predominantly
children.ÿ Harry Potter Fiction is not going to be banned as a search
parameter for a family filter.ÿ

I'm asking you as fellow writers not to let this sort of fan fiction
go on.ÿ This is pediphilia...not slash fiction.ÿ

I am requesting that each of you write a letter to the editor of a
major newspaper in your area or to J.K. Rowling or both or the
producers to the movie to inform them of this intollerable situation
by Dec 18th.ÿ

Several Star Trek lists are doing this.ÿ If you believe in the vision
of Gene Rodenberry, you can not sit idly by and let this kind of
predation occur.ÿ He believed in the best of mankind.ÿ That we would
get to the point where there would be no more war, hunger, or abuse.ÿ
Help him continue the fight to stamp out this particular form of
child abuse.

Thank you.

Sincerely,

Catherine Kay

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Several reaction to this which just cracked me up! I could kiss those people! hahaha

< This is pediphilia ...not slash fiction. >

pedi- refers to foot. It's a Latin root.

So we're essentially not writing slash, we're writing stories concerning
unnatural lust for... feet. And foot-shaped objects. My, the strange
strange connotations of Harry Potter slashed.

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Recently in the UK an 'angry mob' smashed up the house
of a pediatrician, who had a brass plaque outside her
house detailing what she did for a living. As she ran
her business form home.

Therefore

(a) They did not know the difference between a
pediatrician and a pedophile

(b) They actually thought someone who abuses children
would have a plaque outside their house saying so.

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What a strange strange world...
silversolitaire: (Default)
Happy Birthday, Walt... I love you...

All right!

Dec. 5th, 2001 05:39 pm
silversolitaire: (LOL)
Done with the handout! Now all I need to do is meditate on what I'm going to say tomorrow in the presentation. Man! It wasn't that much work after all and still I've been dragging it along for days! I really should learn from it and do annoying chores right away to get them out of the system.

...

Yeah right!

Hahahhaa!!! *off to procrastinate some more*
silversolitaire: (LOL)

Severus Snape, Love God
'Harry Potter' potions master finds an infatuated following on the Web
by Neva Chonin, special to SF Gate
Tuesday, December 4, 2001
©2001 SF Gate

URL: http://www.sfgate.com/columnists/chonin/

"Hurry up, Pothead," Professor Snape hissed, circling him like a vulture above a dying animal. "Do what I told you to do. Now." "Yes, sir," he said, bending over until he was eye level with Snape's leather boots. -- A certain young wizard meets his master in "Happy Pothead and the Fornicating Phoenix."

Two years ago I interviewed J.K. Rowling and discovered, to my delight, that Harry Potter's authorial mom was a punk-rock fan from back in the day. We spent a half-hour sitting in a hotel restaurant eating toast and drooling over Joe Strummer and other scrappy icons of the '70s. (I think we were supposed to be discussing wizardry and its discontents. So sue me.)

Sharing crushes is fun. If I ever interview her again, I'll have to tell Rowling about my recent and infinitely madder infatuation with one of her own characters, Severus Snape -- the sardonic potions master at Hogwarts School For Witchcraft and Wizardry. It's a tough thing for an adult to admit, being all crushed out on a fictional wizard, even with Alan Rickman -- oh, fey delectability! -- filling his cinematic black shoes and adding an edge to the fluffy screen adaptation of "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone."

Fortunately, I have plenty of company. A quick search on Google and Yahoo! shows there are thousands of Snape acolytes out there gushing over Hogwarts' dark 'n' scary love god. The Web site for "The Fire Works: Ode to the Furious One," for instance, overflows with posts to a message board called the Society for Admirers of Severus Snape (SASS), all of them dissecting the finer points of the master's delicious nastiness.

How to describe his appeal? He's like Trent Reznor embellished with a melodious British accent, a heap of magic potions and a Victorian wardrobe. He's a droll badass. He loathes children (especially Harry). He lives in a dungeon. Let's face it: As Syrena, webmistress of Severus Snape's Slytherin Society -- home of a rabid Snape-discussion forum and some fabulous graphics -- points out, he's just plain hot.

"I love men in black robes," she writes in an e-mail, "and I love the imagery of Snape swooping about the Hogwarts halls like a bat, bearing down on any students that may be out of bed after hours. His long, greasy hair, hawklike nose and glittering black eyes only complement the image."

The Sexy, Sensual, Seductive Severus Snape Society also sums up the Greasy One's appeal nicely in its "Sexy Severus Snape Sorting Hat Song": "You can keep your Sirius Black / Your Lupin sleek and tall / For he's the sexiest Master / And he can top them all."

If his fans are passionately vocal, so is the fictional character they adore -- and just about every other character from the "Harry Potter" series. The Net is alive with the sound of moaning from the mouths of Snape, Harry and the rest of the Hogwarts crew, thanks to slashy fan fictions presenting them in intriguing combinations such as Harry/Ron, Harry/Ron/Hermione, Headmaster Dumbledore/anything he can get and Snape/whoever strikes his fancy.

Pieces of Potter erotica (or is it Potterotica?) limning the sex lives of Hogwarts wizards and witches -- straight, gay or a bit of both -- are proliferating like mushrooms in a dungeon, most of them creatively fast-forwarded to a time when all parties are safely over the age of consent. (This hasn't prevented them from coming under the disapproving scrutiny of Warner Bros. lawyers, however, according to a recent article in the Chronicle.

Just in case the Muggles Ministry of Censorship is watching, I would like to point out that my beloved Snape is of legal age. And he has prompted some whopping doses of Potterotica. The results often alternate between inspiration and hilarity. A shining sample of the latter can be found in Rune Scriptor's parody, "Happy Pothead and the Fornicating Phoenix":

Master Snape stretched leisurely, like a cat just finished with a nap, and ran his hands along his tight, ass-hugging black leather pants. His long-sleeved shirt billowed in the wind of his students' lusty sighs. With a cord of thin leather, he tied back his oily hair in a ponytail, his gestures smooth and suggestive; several more students fainted.

J.K. Rowling would probably faint, too. After all, if she can appreciate the charms of the Clash's crater-mouthed lead singer, she should be capable of wallowing in the wiles of a sleek Gothic greasebomb. Yo, Jo, next time the toast is on me. We have to talk. Meanwhile, picture a dungeon. A master. A pupil. Visualize a little punk transgression. Children's literature just doesn't get better than this:

"Excellent," Snape said in a whisper. He bent slowly and inserted his slender fingers into the mouth of his leather boot. His eyes on Happy, he straightened, drawing out a silver-handled whip. "If you move," he whispered in Happy's right ear, "I will whip you." Happy stood there motionless for a moment longer. Then, deliberately, with a smile pulling at the corners of his mouth, he raised his hand.


Neva Chonin writes about music and culture and technology and stuff for the San Francisco Chronicle, Rolling Stone and other publications.

LOL at caption of Sev-pic:
"Severus Snape, Love God / 'Harry Potter' potions master finds an infatuated following on the Web.
The Object Of Desire: The greasy one himself, Severus Snape, as played by Alan Rickman in the film version of 'Harry Potter.' "

-- quotes

Dec. 5th, 2001 07:40 pm
silversolitaire: (thoughtful)
If I face my God tomorrow, I can tell him "I'm innocent! I've never done anything to anyone, except myself," and I hope he's going to forgive me that.

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The last note has faded away
The audience has gone home.
And it's like - nothing ever happened at all!

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You said, "The day I'll die you'll all raise a big cheer for me." I'm sorry you were right.

Grrrrr...

Dec. 5th, 2001 10:00 pm
silversolitaire: (pissed)
The "Which online personality test are you" test sucks ass. It downright ignores all my answers! I clicked frigging YES for thriving on in-jokes, thinking of myself as controversial and all that jazz and yet it tells me "You don't thrive on in-jokes, controversy or irony".

Fuck it. Not gonna add to its hit count. *pout*

*cries*

Dec. 5th, 2001 10:43 pm
silversolitaire: (sad)
A lot of Patricial Nell Warren's books are out of print already! Oh no! And I meant to buy them eventually! I was short of money! DAMN! And I wanted to have the same series... *cries*

And it really bugs me that my copy of "Harlan's Race" is so bruised and beaten. I consider buying it again... but $15 seems so much right now... T_T What can I do???

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