Hikaru posted this in her LJ, but I'm going to post it in mine, too, so I can keep it! This is soooo

[silversolitaire]

This is a poem made up entirely of actual quotations from George Bush,
Jr. These have been arranged, only for aesthetic purposes, by
Washington Post writer Richard Thompson. Too good not to share,
especially during National Poetry Month.

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George Bush, Jr.

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?

How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.

I know that the human being
And the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope,
Where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize Society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

Comments

[starla9.livejournal.com]

Sweet jeeeezus, this man is running my country...even if they are wise enough to not let him have any actual power, he's still our figurehead. It's embarrassing. *snickers*

Synchronicity!

[azurelunatic]

Wow. I just posted that one in mine too. One of the dear Sith Academy people posted it to the list, and I just couldn't resist....